So that's what Green Eggs and Ham look like...
Handmade and Hand-Painted using Polymer Clay and Ear Wires, these Dr. Seuss Earrings are FUNNNN! The Earrings Dangle 2½" long, and they come with Rubber Stoppers. Would you like them Here or There? I would like them anywhere! :)
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Creepy Pumpkin Necklace & Earrings
This looks like me in the morning… It’s a Creepy Ass Pumpkin, Demonic Red, with a Frightening Face full of Teeth… Combo Necklace and Earrings Set. Ideal for Halloween, because the Witching Hour is upon us. Made out of…
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Car Suspension Necklace Pendants
Got Bounce? You’ll need this… Coilovers! Featuring the Coolest Car/Motorcycle Suspension Pendants you’ll ever see… Beautifully made, Very Intricate, Resembling an Exact Replica Car Suspension Arm, Perfectly Printed 3D Jewelry (Designed in 3D CAD) and Cast in Gold, Silver,…
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MILF Pregnancy Belly Ring
LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…
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Voodoo Doll Stud Earrings
Love these. Cute Voodoo Doll Earrings that are Green, Dead, and Full of Broken Heart… Handmade Plastic Dolls, Water Resistant, Painted Toxic Green and Filled with Stitches, these Studs are Crafted with Hypoallergenic Stainless Steel Posts, and Perfect for…
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F-Bomb Earrings
This looks like something you’d see right out of The Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner Show… ACME all over again. You can almost hear them Scream “F-IT!” Cute Little F-Bomb Earrings that look like Bombs with a Big…
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…












