Ruby Red Slippers Necklace
“Then Close your Eyes and Tap your Heels together Three Times. And think to yourself, ‘There’s no Place like Home…'” These Ruby Red Slippers look just like the real Shoes worn by Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz! Incredible!
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Kept these from the Wicked Witch of the West!
You know, the Wizard of Oz was created in 1939... WOW! How many times have we watched it? Countless Times! It not only Mesmerized Children, but Terrified them at the same time. Flying Monkeys? Talking Lions? Spooky Forests? The Wizard of Oz will live on forever, and can, with these Beautifully Crafted Ruby Red Slippers around your Neck. These Lovely Slippers come on a 18" Silver Plated Chain with a Lobster Clasp. Now begone, before somebody drops a House on YOU!
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Bleu Cheese Earrings
HA! You know the Salad was GOOD when you have Bleu Cheese Crumbles on your FACE! :) And with these All-Too-Funny Food Earrings, you WILL! These are Bleu Cheese Earrings that look like Pieces of Crumbled Bleu (why isn’t…
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Realistic Worm Necklace
Earthworms are a Tube-Shaped, Segmented Worm found living in Soil, feeding on Live and Dead Organic Matter. I say “NO! NO! NO!” Big Fat Earth Worms are Disgusting… Without Ketchup! Right? Well, this Slithering Critter Pendant is Realistic Looking…
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Babysitter’s Nightmare Earrings
…NO? Little Junior didn’t know what “NO” meant. Little Junior was a Baby. An Enormous Baby with the Strength of 3 Men. As Susan soon found out… (and so the Description reads!) I say CRAAAAZZY! But still ULTRA Cool!…
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Frankenduck Earrings
Ha! “What does Frankenstein’s Monster call a Screwdriver?” “Daddy!” Bah aha aha ha I Love Frankenstein, (especially Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder) and to turn Rubber Duckies into them… Cool Cool Cool!
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Orange Eye Ear Plugs
Cool Cool Cool Cool Ear Plugs! Incredible Wood Plugs that are Hand Painted and look Spectacular! The Detail in the Orange Eyes… WOW! Rich Wood, Bright Colors, they’ll look Kick Ass in your Ears!
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