Kept these from the Wicked Witch of the West!
You know, the Wizard of Oz was created in 1939... WOW! How many times have we watched it? Countless Times! It not only Mesmerized Children, but Terrified them at the same time. Flying Monkeys? Talking Lions? Spooky Forests? The Wizard of Oz will live on forever, and can, with these Beautifully Crafted Ruby Red Slippers around your Neck. These Lovely Slippers come on a 18" Silver Plated Chain with a Lobster Clasp. Now begone, before somebody drops a House on YOU!
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Maggot Earrings
WOAH! Hold it right there… MAGGOTS? You bet. And they’re aiming for your Head. It’s Handmade Earrings with Creepy, Gross Maggots Dangling by your Ears. Such Glorious Hideous Creatures. Gold Tone Earrings with .75″ long Rubber Maggots (Sorry, they’re…
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Shark Tunnel Wood Gauge
These are the Most Bad Ass Ear Plugs Ever… Awesome! Black Wooden Sharks Swimming through Wood Tunnels… Simply Beautiful! Incredible Detail… You’ll get Massive Amounts of Compliments. Carved out of Blood Wood and Iron Woods, these are Double Flare…
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Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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Christmas Weiner Dog Pin
LOL Everybody wants a Little Weiner for Christmas, right? And this Weiner Dog is A D O R A B L E! With a Darling Red and Green Holiday Scarf around his Neck, this Doggie Dauschund Pin is Hand…
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Paladkik Peen Pendant
LMAO! Now this, is Mr. Happy! Just look at that Smile… In fact, everyone will Smile when they see this Phallic Pendant around your Neck. This Thai Amulet Paladkik Wee-Wee is said to bring Wealth, Riches, Good Luck in…
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Knitting Needles Wool Earrings
Darn it… Darn it all… HA! These Earrings are for every Grandma and Sewing Freak on the Earth. It’s A Ball of Bright Orange Wool, stuck with 2 Knitting Needles, and made into Dangle Earrings! How Charming! People in…