Fart Loading Please Wait Pendant
Handmade using a Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant Frame and an 18" Chain, this Pendant will get everyone Rolling... Or running from the room! It's a Great Gift and a Great Conversation piece. And for some of you, I'm sure it'll come in handy "I WARNED YOU!" Comes in a Black Felt Bag... But it should come with a Gas Mask! Enjoy! :)
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….
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Ouija Eye Ring
“…The Better to Scream and Run away…” For it’s an All-Seeing Eye that’s Creepy as F… A Bright Blue Ouija Eyeball, that Sees the Past, the Present and the Future. Highly Unsettling Dire Eye, the Guidance of the Spirit…
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Pink Curlers Necklace
Remember those days when your Mom and Aunt Gertrude would run around in curlers? Pink rollers that twisted in their hair like mad creatures eating at their brains? Well… Recapture that look with this insane necklace… Made with Pink…
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Freddy Nightmare Pendant
What an Awesome Looking Pendant… It’s a Freddy Krueger Nightmare on Elm Street Pendant that’s just COOL and CREEPY! I LOVE the use of Colors in Freddy’s Shirt shaped like a Bleeding Heart… Kick Ass Cool! WOW!
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Thanksgiving Day Earrings
Gobble Gobble… It’s Thanksgiving… A Day full of Breasts and Thighs and Butt… Right? Well, if you’re a Turkey or a Pilgrim, YEP! Because these Thanksgiving Turkey Day Earrings are Bearing it all… A Cute Pilgrim, wearing nothing but…
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…












