Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…

“How do you know when your Cat’s done Cleaning Herself?” “She’s Smoking a Cigarette!” “What did the Cat say when he Lost all his Money?” “I’m Paw!” “What is a Cat’s Favorite Color?” “Purrrple!” Oh Stop the Madness! Bring…

Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This…

Cool Cool Cool! This Bracelet is just a Visual Work of Art! It’s like being at the Museum and viewing some Crazy Contraption on Display. It’s Interesting, 3D, and very, very PINK! This Triangulated Pink Cuff Bracelet has Geometric…

You know what I love about Cufflinks? The variety and personality… You can practically get anything and everything. Just like these Officially Licensed Star Wars Cufflinks. They’re Porg, that Fun Loving Creature (actually Small, Flat-Muzzled Avians) that makes all…

There’s Nothing more Romantic than a Pregnant Woman with Piercings. Right? Well, Girls gotta look Good is what I say, so why not Keep your Piercing in and Display what’s on Board… A Baby!