Colorful Mayan Aztec Astrology Chart Watch
The Ancient Maya and Aztec Astrologers studied the Mysterious Influence of the Rhythms of the Sky on Earthly Life. Everyone knows the Sun Rises and sets every Day, this is the Basic Rhythm of Life around which we set our Calendars, Clocks, and Watches... Just like this Wrist Watch here. It's a Bright and Colorful Mayan Aztec Astrology Chart that makes a Kick Ass Cool Watch. Because the True Value of Astrology lies in Self-Knowledge... Which is the First step to Wisdom... AND... The Best Purchase of the Year! :)
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Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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Working Whisk Cufflinks
HOW FUN! And what a perfect gift for the Chef, or wanna be Chef, baker, barista or foodie… It’s whisks! Miniature working whisks that move and shake just like the real ones. Soldered onto great looking cufflink backs, so…
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Tarantula Necklace
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE BURN THE HOUSE DOWN NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE…
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Pizza Kitten Enamel Brooch
LMAO! This is so CUTE it’s Mouth Watering. A Little Bitty Kitten, sitting on a Pizza… AWESOME! It’s the Pizza Kitten and a MUST-HAVE for your Sweater, Shirt, Hat, Coat or Lapel. Who doesn’t love Kittens or Pizza? Fun,…
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Pooping Toilet Cufflinks
“If At First You Don’t Succeed, Keep Flushing!” HA! If you have a Potty Mouth, Love Toilet Jokes, or Just like to Poop… These Cufflinks are for YOU! It’s the Pooping Toilet Cufflinks that will make your Shirt Sleeves…
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D20 Spiral Necklace
You never know when you’re gonna need an extra D20 Die! The Venerable D20 Die, that Platonic Solid whose Numerical Etchings Cast an Impartial Providence upon Friend and Beast alike… Yeah, that DIE!