Toast Bangle
Two Pieces of Bread are in the Toaster. One Piece says, “Wow, it’s Hot in Here!” The other Bread Looks at him and says, “Oh My Gosh, Talking Bread!” Yes I know that was Bad… But hey, I’m nothing in the Morning without my Coffee and Toast. And just like this Bracelet, Toast is on it’s way. It’s a Polymer Clay Toast Charm on a Bangle Bracelet 3.5″ Wide that will make Everyone Crumble and Drool. Eh?
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Polymer Clay Toast Charm Bangle Bracelet
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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The Conjuring Nun Necklace
EEEEK! It’s the Nun from the Movie THE NUN (Spinoff from The Conjuring)! Father Burke and Sister Irene are sent to Investigate the Mysterious Suicide of a Nun. The Investigation turns up a number of Disturbing Oddities; Non-Standard Prayer…
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Red Onion Earrings
“My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry.” “So I threw a pumpkin at her.” Ha! That would make anyone cry… But these earrings won’t. They’re fun fake red onion earrings that are a…
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Potato Chip Earrings
OMG! Wear these Funny Ass Earrings and you’ll be a CHIP DIP for Sure! LMAO! These Dangly Earrings are just too FUNNY! Looking like Real Potato Chips, Rippled (the BEST), they Certainly look like you could Dunk them in…
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Fantastic Beasts Pin Necklace
The movie… The Next “Harry Potter” Series; Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them, was a Pretty Cool Movie! I liked it a lot. The Beasts were Crazy Creative, and I liked the Jewelry too! Like this Beautifully Crafted…
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Tactical Compass Bracelet
It looks like a Wrist Watch, but isn’t. It’s a Tactical Compass which could save your life. Easy to Use, Easy to Wear, this Straps to your Arm like a Bracelet and Points you in the Right Direction, making…
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