“How were Adam and Eve Prevented from Gambling?” “Their Pair-O-Dice was taken from them!” Well, these Pair of Dice won’t go anywhere, because they’re snug in your Ear Holes and are Ready to ROLL when you are! Feeling Lucky?…

“What Kind of Monster has the Best Hearing?” “The Eeriest!” HA! And this Ring is Certainly Eerie! It’s an Ear Ring that you Wear on your Finger. Remember when Mike Tyson was Disqualified for Biting off Evander Holyfield’s Ear?…

Warning Warning Item is HOT! It certainly is with this CAUTION HOT Belly Button Ring. Cool Road Sign that says it all! HOT HOT HOT! Dangling with Stainless Steel, make a Statement that everyone can See… And FEEL!

You know you always Wanted a Unicorn, especially a Glitter Rainbow Striped Unicorn that hangs from your Belly Button! It’s Colorful, it’s Shiny, it Sparkles in the Light with the Blinging Double Cubic Zirconia Gemstones… Made with a 14…

This Pendant is Charming and Creepy at the same time. It’s Alice in Wonderland after she Follows the White Rabbit with the Pocket Watch Down the Rabbit Hole. She Discovers a Bottle on a Table labelled “DRINK ME,” she…

“Hang on, I need to put my Shades on…!” Because this Watch is BLINGING! Really Blinging! It’s a Piguet Men’s Diamond Watch that’s Brimming from Head to Toe with Diamonds. 27 Carats of them! WOW JUST WOW!