Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?” “A Lawn Moo-er!” “What do you call Cattle with a Sense of Humor?” “Laughing Stock!” HA… People LOVE them Cows… I just like the BEEF! :)
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"All Bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"Why do Cows Wear Bells?" "Because their Horns Don't Work!" HA! Cow Print is EVERYWHERE! Car Seat Covers, Hats, Slippers, Purses, and now Jewelry! And this High Polished Stainless Steel Cow Print Epoxy Ring is CUUUUUTE! It'll have YOU Mooing! Black and White, Durable and it comes in a Size 8 (or 9... is lists BOTH???)... But it also comes in a Size 10, or 5 (see here)??? In other words, who knows what the Real Ring Size is. HA! It's making me see Spots! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Reaper Skull Bottle Opener Ring
Well this is one Crazy Cool Ring… A Grim Reaper Ring, handmade out of whatever Metal you choose: Bronze, Sterling Silver, Gold Steel, Brass, Nickel, or Stainless Steel, that not only looks Delightfully Frightful, but it also doubles as…
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FML Bracelet
FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a…
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Black Dragon Vein Bracelet
There’s Blood in them Veins… Dragon Blood! Sounds like a quote from The Hobbit, but in fact, it’s a line of Gemstones; Agates to be exact! Great looking Genuine Stones with Crazy Natural Formations and Inclusions in them that…
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Black Red Pinwheel Plug
Such an Awesome 19mm Ear Plug. Steel Tunnel Ear Plug with ACTUAL Spinning Pinwheel!!! You can’t get better than that! Beautiful and ULTRA COOL!
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Star Wars Lightsaber Rings
Battle your inner conflicts with these two beautifully crafted lightsaber rings. One red enamel ring, and one blue. Shaped like lightsabers, these rings will reflect your light side, and your dark. Handmade out of brass, with a silver finish,…
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