Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?” “A Lawn Moo-er!” “What do you call Cattle with a Sense of Humor?” “Laughing Stock!” HA… People LOVE them Cows… I just like the BEEF! :)
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"All Bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"Why do Cows Wear Bells?" "Because their Horns Don't Work!" HA! Cow Print is EVERYWHERE! Car Seat Covers, Hats, Slippers, Purses, and now Jewelry! And this High Polished Stainless Steel Cow Print Epoxy Ring is CUUUUUTE! It'll have YOU Mooing! Black and White, Durable and it comes in a Size 8 (or 9... is lists BOTH???)... But it also comes in a Size 10, or 5 (see here)??? In other words, who knows what the Real Ring Size is. HA! It's making me see Spots! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Shark Tunnel Wood Gauge
These are the Most Bad Ass Ear Plugs Ever… Awesome! Black Wooden Sharks Swimming through Wood Tunnels… Simply Beautiful! Incredible Detail… You’ll get Massive Amounts of Compliments. Carved out of Blood Wood and Iron Woods, these are Double Flare…
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Target Nipple Shields
You know, nothing says “HIT ME” than having TWO Targets on your Chest! Right? And these Red and White Target Nipple Shields not only catch your Eye, but AIMS them right there… Is it Cold in here, or is…
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Iced-Out Gold Bling Tooth Grills
I Want a Set of Grills, but I can’t Afford them. So instead, I’m just gonna Bling one Tooth! And this Gold Plated CZ Gemstone Canine Cap is Perfect for my Rap Mouth. Dazzling Gold Plated Finish with Clear…
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Ouija Board Pointer Belly Ring
Into the Occult? Spirit Boards? Summoning the Ghosts of the Dead? Well this Navel Button Ring is IDEAL for your Belly Button Blood Bath… It’s a Planchette, the Ouija Board Pointer, and it’s Pointing in the right direction… DOOM!…
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Han Solo Carbonite Cufflinks
These Star Wars Cufflinks (from Return of the Jedi – 1983) are Creepy Cool. With the Image of Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Sealed in Carbonite for Delivery to Jabba the Hutt, these will Make everyone Geeky Excited. Especially with…
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Donut Task Force Tie Bar
LMAO! Nice, real nice… What a Great Gag Gift for the Blue Line. It’s a Donut Task Force Tie Bar Clip that Features a Scrumptious Donut inside of a Mini Law Enforcement Police FBI Badge… What a HOOT! Not…
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