Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?” “A Lawn Moo-er!” “What do you call Cattle with a Sense of Humor?” “Laughing Stock!” HA… People LOVE them Cows… I just like the BEEF! :)
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"All Bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"Why do Cows Wear Bells?" "Because their Horns Don't Work!" HA! Cow Print is EVERYWHERE! Car Seat Covers, Hats, Slippers, Purses, and now Jewelry! And this High Polished Stainless Steel Cow Print Epoxy Ring is CUUUUUTE! It'll have YOU Mooing! Black and White, Durable and it comes in a Size 8 (or 9... is lists BOTH???)... But it also comes in a Size 10, or 5 (see here)??? In other words, who knows what the Real Ring Size is. HA! It's making me see Spots! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Yeti Earrings
The Yeti, or Abominable Snowman, is an Ape-Like Cryptid (Creature whose Existence has been Suggested but not yet Discovered) Taller than an Average Human that is said to Inhabit the Himalayan Region of Nepal and Tibet. And NOW… They…
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Invisibility Ring
Featuring an Enchanting Sterling Silver Ring with the Seal for Astaroth on the Band. It Allows the Wearer to go about being Invisible to any person. Conjure by Saying: `I Command you Astaroth, that I will make this Sign…
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Glenn and Maggie Rings
Awww How Romantic and CUTE! Glenn and Maggie are from “The Walking Dead”, and their Friendship (Best Friends) Rings look COOL! Cast in Aluminum, then Hand Stamped, are TWO Rings, one saying “GLENN”, the other saying “MAGGIE”. Talk about…
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Zombie Finger Necklace
“Why was the Zombie Afraid to Cross the Road?” “He LOST his GUTS!” “Why did the Dyslexic Zombie Starve to Death?” “He couldn’t Find any SNIAAARB!” “Why did the Zombie go to the Orthodontist?” “To Improve his BITE!” HA……
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Crazy Cat Poop Necklace
Well this “DANGLY” Necklace, is Purrr-fect for the Crazy Cat Lady! It’s an Acrylic Cut-out of a Cat, taking a Dump, no doubt! Hilarious Pendant that hangs from a Gold-Tone Ball Chain, and boy will it grab attention… And…
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Michael Myers Knife Earrings
Holy Crap these Earrings are Scary. They are Totally KILLER! Fantastically Detailed Knife Blade Earrings with the Likeness of Michael Myers himself… Split right down the middle. Frightening and Creepy, these Iconic Earrings are so Different, so Unique, they’re…
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