Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?” “A Lawn Moo-er!” “What do you call Cattle with a Sense of Humor?” “Laughing Stock!” HA… People LOVE them Cows… I just like the BEEF! :)
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"All Bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"Why do Cows Wear Bells?" "Because their Horns Don't Work!" HA! Cow Print is EVERYWHERE! Car Seat Covers, Hats, Slippers, Purses, and now Jewelry! And this High Polished Stainless Steel Cow Print Epoxy Ring is CUUUUUTE! It'll have YOU Mooing! Black and White, Durable and it comes in a Size 8 (or 9... is lists BOTH???)... But it also comes in a Size 10, or 5 (see here)??? In other words, who knows what the Real Ring Size is. HA! It's making me see Spots! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Dabbing Shiba Inu Necklace
The Shiba Inu is the Smallest of the Six Spitz Breeds of Dog from Japan… And the Dab, Dabbing, is a Simple Dance Move in which a Person (or a Dog) Drops its Head into the Bent Crook of…
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YOLO Belly Ring
You Only Live Once… Unless you’re Mario or Evel Knievel. But at least you can give the impression of living your life to the MAX with this Hip YOLO Belly Ring!
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Zombie Pavlova Ring
Pavlova is a Meringue-Based Dessert named after the Russian Ballet Dancer Anna Pavlova. It is a Meringue Cake with a Crisp Crust and is Soft and Light inside, usually Topped with Whipped Cream and Fruit. But this Pavlova Dessert…
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Porn Star Cufflinks
Ha ha, what a Great Gag Gift… Or is it? And is that a Pun? Only you can decide, for it’s Wonderful Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile and Blush. Cufflinks with a Big Red Star and Black Lettering…
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Beware of the Unicorn Brooch Pin
“What is the Difference between a Carrot and a Unicorn?” “The First is a Bunny Feast, the other is a Funny Beast!” Oh that’s so bad… But Corny? How about a Funny Unicorn Brooch; a Pin with a Purple…
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Zombie Hand Earrings
When I look at these Zombie Hand Earrings, it makes me think of THING from The Addams Family! HA! Green and Gory Hands Chopped off and Dangling from Fish Hooks! How Cool! (This is where I’d slap in a…
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