Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?” “A Lawn Moo-er!” “What do you call Cattle with a Sense of Humor?” “Laughing Stock!” HA… People LOVE them Cows… I just like the BEEF! :)
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"All Bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"Why do Cows Wear Bells?" "Because their Horns Don't Work!" HA! Cow Print is EVERYWHERE! Car Seat Covers, Hats, Slippers, Purses, and now Jewelry! And this High Polished Stainless Steel Cow Print Epoxy Ring is CUUUUUTE! It'll have YOU Mooing! Black and White, Durable and it comes in a Size 8 (or 9... is lists BOTH???)... But it also comes in a Size 10, or 5 (see here)??? In other words, who knows what the Real Ring Size is. HA! It's making me see Spots! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Fat Weight Loss Toe Rings
These ain’t your Average Toe Rings… These Toe Rings help you Lose Weight! That’s right. Slip these on and with Magnetic Therapy and Acupuncture Points, the Pounds will drop off!
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Large Zombie Tooth Charm Bead
Totally Messed up… And Loving IT! This Zombie Tooth is CHILLING CREEPY and Full of Awesome Detail! WOW! A Bead for your Charm Bracelet, that looks just like a Zombie Tooth. Full of Decay, Rotting, Gross and Morbid… Perfect…
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Halloween Michael Myers Ring
SICK! Michael Myers is the Character from the Halloween Slasher Movies. He first appeared in John Carpenter’s “Halloween” as a Young Boy who Murdered his older Sister, then 15 years later he returned to murder more… Awesome Movie, Awesome…
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Latitude and Longitude Bracelet
Talk about COOL! This Latitude and Longitude Bracelet has just that… The Latitude and Longitude of a Special Place or Time: Birthplace, First Kiss, Wedding Site, First Home, Vacation Spot, Anywhere in the World!
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Cat Pancake Ring
“Let Them Eat Pancake!” Right? Especially when it’s a Cat Shaped Pancake covered with Butter. YUMMMMM! A Darling Cat Pancake that’s actually a Ring. Looking like a Miniature Pancake, with Cat Ears and a Dollop of Butter, this Pancat…
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Spoderman meh. Cufflinks
LMAO! I Love these Cufflinks! It’s the Amazing Spoderman (You know, the Crazy Internet Meme that started with a Poorly-Drawn MS Paint Character resembling Spiderman – “Wit Graet Paowr Cums Graet Sweg!”) HA! And boy is it Funny! Featured…
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