Breaking Bloody Teeth Bangle Bracelet
You know you want this Bracelet! It'll match your Bloody Eyes and Bloody Lip. Why Not? It's a Kick Ass Bangle that really looks like Teeth yanked from the Mouth of some Crazy Person, or your Boss, whoever.
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Chopped Flesh Ring
CRAZY CRAZY RING! It’s a Ring that’s Gross enough, they just may Rush you to the Hospital! Put this Ring on and it really does look like your Fingers been Chopped, Sawed, and Mutilated. COOL STUFF! Play some Fun…
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Wheel of Fortune Wrist Watch
Wheel of Fortune has been around since 1975. It’s a Competition TV Show Game that allows Contestants to Solve Word Puzzles, similar to Hangman, to Win Cash and Prizes by Spinning a Giant Carnival Wheel… And boy does my…
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Dime N Ring
I’ve actually had a Customer Buy a Real Engagement Ring from me, and come back to Buy a “Fake” one, saying “I got Her the Real one, Now I want to get Her the Dime One!” HA! He knew…
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King Kong Earrings
These Handmade Earrings of King Kong are Hilarious! King Kong is windsurfing on a Curtiss Helldiver Biplane (he can’t read those: NOT A STEP warnings!) Cute Earrings, sure to make you ROAR!
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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JackAss Cufflinks
LOL I LOVED JackAss! Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn (miss him), Chris Pontius, Wee Man, Preston, Dave, Ehren, Raab and more… The Hilarious Pranks, Stunts, and Simply Jackass Trickery… I LMAO for sure! So these Cufflinks, are…












