Christmas Story Leg Lamp Watch
I Watch Christmas Story every Year on Christmas and LOVE IT! It really is the Best Movie in the World. And this Watch is the Coolest Watch ever! Featuring the Leg Lamp in a Crate, this Watch reads “Ah Fra-Gee-Lay… it must be Italian!” HA! Great for Collectors, what more could you Possibly Ask for? Turkey?
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The Christmas Story Leg Lamp In A Crate Wrist Watch
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Gold Bar Ring
Sweet… Who hasn’t wanted to own their own Solid Gold Bar? I WANT ONE! Don’t you? Well, now it CAN be yours, for just a Couple Hundred Dollars… This Cool, Classy, Gold Bar Ring is made out of Polished…
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Leopard Apple Watch Band
OMG! I LOVE this watch band. Talk about cool… Makes me miss all the art shows this year. Anyway, this leopard print watch band is specifically made for the Apple watch; series 4, 3, 2, 1; 38mm 40mm 42mm…
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Nipple Trainer Ring
Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This…
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The Apple Watch
Well this NEWS has Officially Broke the Internet! HA! It’s the Apple Watch that’s Cool as Hell. Just look at it! I’m Drooling as we speak. This Watch is the FUTURE! With 3 Different Styles and Collections, this Watch…
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Gold Toilet Pendant
Ah, the Man’s Throne! The Place where we spend most of our time… And now, BEHOLD… The Gold Throne! The Toilet of all Toilets… The Cream of the Poo… Not only is this Pendant Shiny and FUN, but the…
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