Satan’s Army Ear Plugs
999, and the Sign of the Cross… Oops, that’s Upside down. Sorry! It’s Satan’s Army (Not Santa), featured on Organic Handmade Wooden Ear Plugs that are Black, 3D, Come in Pairs, and are Polished by Hand with a Mix of Ginseng Oil and Jojoba Liquid Wax. Order Satan in a Variety of Woods: Black Ebony, Satinwood, Pink Ivory or Lignum Vitae. It’s 666, and it’s looking for a Hole in your Head!
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Satan's Army Stretcher Ear Gauge Plugs
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Bio Hazard Necklace
Look out Gordon Freeman, this Half Life looking Pendant will send everyone in a frenzy. Bio Hazard is not something you want to mess with. Unless you have a crowbar. Dig?
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Coupon Queen Bracelet
I’m sure we all know one of these… The Coupon Queen! She’s the Person in the Checkout Line with 85 Coupons and ends up Paying $1.29 for $150 Worth of Groceries… Yeah HER! Well… This Bracelet is just for…
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Fidget Spinner Wristband Bracelet
LMAO! Does anyone still buy Fidget Spinners? Probably not… But if you have one of those High Speed Brass Bearing Metal Fidget Spinners, you’re in Luck… They make Bracelets for those so you can Wear it when you’re not…
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Breakfast Burrito Earrings
HA! These Earrings make me Hungry! And let me tell you… I LOVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS! YUM! Especially McDonalds… Something about them has a KICK and they’re so Damn Good! Just like these Dangly Earrings… So Mouth Watering! Sausage, Egg,…
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Genuine 1 Carrot Diamond Ring
Yuck-Yuck-Yuck… It’s a Gag Gift that will really make her Chuckle (right?) It’s a One Carat Diamond Ring, that’s really a Carrot! A Foodie Ring that’s Shaped like a Real Carrot, Cast in Sterling Silver and Adorned with a…
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