Satan’s Army Ear Plugs
999, and the Sign of the Cross… Oops, that’s Upside down. Sorry! It’s Satan’s Army (Not Santa), featured on Organic Handmade Wooden Ear Plugs that are Black, 3D, Come in Pairs, and are Polished by Hand with a Mix of Ginseng Oil and Jojoba Liquid Wax. Order Satan in a Variety of Woods: Black Ebony, Satinwood, Pink Ivory or Lignum Vitae. It’s 666, and it’s looking for a Hole in your Head!
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Satan's Army Stretcher Ear Gauge Plugs
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Gothic Fetus Ring
This Resin Ring Rocks! Inside the Resin is a FETUS!!!! Muah haha haha ha! Dark Black Eyes, Curled up in a Fetal Position, and Hooked to its Umbilical Cord, this Ring is Macabre, Dark, and Totally Realistic! SWEET!
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Mood Watch
What a GREAT Idea! A Mood WATCH! (Like A Mood Ring… But A Wrist Watch!) This Ultra Cool Tie-Dyed Watch Changes COLORS Depending on your Moods: Excited, Happy, Tense, Anxious, Tender, Relaxed. It just SCREAMS FUN!!!
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Bronze Ogre Bead
What Beautiful Details in this Ogre… Ogres are usually Large, Hideous, Manlike Monsters that Eat Humans… As seen in the Lord of the Rings Movies! So Cool. So Creepy. So AWESOME! And this Ogre Charm Bead is just as…
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Eff You See Kay Cuff Bracelet
Love it. A Bracelet for the entire world to see… At first, people won’t know what it means: Eff You See Kay???? But once you sound out the words, you get it pretty quickly (see image). A Fun Bracelet…
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Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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Octopus Nipple Shield
“How do you make an Octopus Laugh?” “With Ten-Tickles!” HA HA! I know you Laughed! And Smiles or Sneers is what you’d get with this Very Interesting and Crazy Nipple Shield! It’s Octopus Tentacles that Wrap around your Nipple…
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