Dime-On Ring
This ring is WRONG in every way… But it’s also RIGHT! Because it makes for one hell of a prank gift, you know, right before you get her “The Ring”… Because this ring isn’t a Diamond Ring… Nope! It’s a Dime-On Ring. Big difference. So if she’s been asking for THAT ring, this should do the trick. At least for a little while… Plus, it’s a real dime! SWEET!
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Diamond Ring? NOPE! Dime-On Ring! :)
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Starfleet Academy Ring
Starfleet Academy Class of 2258. Just think, I’d be really old then… HA! Starfleet Academy is the Prestigious Institution where Federation Youth from around the Quadrant aspire to attend. In other words GEEEEEEEK!
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Death Star Bead Bracelet
Nothing like a Death Star to Brighten your Mood. It’s the Coolest Death Star you’ll see, orbiting your Wrist with Black Lava Rock (a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker Shish Kebab) Bead Bracelet. The Death Star is Cast in 316L Stainless Steel,…
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Real Tick Ear Plugs
EGADS! It’s Real Ticks. In your Ears. Feasting on your Brains… Okay, maybe they’re not ALIVE, but they were at one time. Genuine Ticks (Death by Nature), Sealed in Ear Plugs that will Plug your Ears but good. 2G,…
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Moby Dick Belly Ring
Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby…
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Black Tribal Nipple Shield
Turn on the Heat with this Cool Black Tribal Sun Nipple Ring! It’s a Shield that Circles around and Stabs your Nipple! Sweet Design that’s Bad-Ass and made out of 316L Stainless Steel. Featuring a Stainless Steel Barbell, 14…
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Cyborg Watch
What an Ultra-Cool Wrist Watch! This is a Sci-fi Geek Lovers Mesmerizing LEDs Display Time & Date Dream! It really is Cool to look at, let alone tell Time with! Beautiful Lights, Futuristic, and AWESOME!
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