Butt Naked Adjustable Ring
You know you always wanted a Butt on your Finger... Now you can. Slip your joint into this BIG Bottle Cap Ring and get to Laughing. Made with Plastic Bottle Cap, Barbie Doll Butt, Glitter, and Resin, you'll certainly turn a Cheek or two. Poor taste? Probably, but who cares if you're having FUN, right? Ring Size, 6.5 to 9... "Oh Girl, you just Crack me up!"
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Burger King Logo Earrings
These are Great Earrings to own if you’re the Home of the Whopper! Because it takes Two Hands to Handle a Whopper! Right? Burger King has some Funny Slogans… Burger King, where you’re the Boss! Stack it High, Tough…
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Dabbing Shiba Inu Necklace
The Shiba Inu is the Smallest of the Six Spitz Breeds of Dog from Japan… And the Dab, Dabbing, is a Simple Dance Move in which a Person (or a Dog) Drops its Head into the Bent Crook of…
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Skeleton Alien Resin Ring
If you’re planning on Storming Area 51, a Top-Secret Air Force Installation in Southern Nevada on September 20th, 2019, you need to wear your BLING! You know, just so you can show you’re “ALIEN” friendly… (And get a Tour…
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Gun Control Earrings
A lot can be said with these Cool Dangle Drop Earrings… Gun Control. Whether you want to just Limit them, or Abolish them, these Earrings make a Bold Statement on where you stand. Featuring 1.5″ Round White Discs with…
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I Love Me Watch
We all Need to Love Ourselves BEFORE we can Love Each Other. At least that’s what they always Say… Whether it’s True or Not, that Remains to be seen… And seen it will with this Beautiful Self-Pride Wrist Watch…
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Spiral Belly Ring
My Eyes! My Eyes! I can’t look at this Optical Illusion anymore! It’s making my Head Explode! Ahhhhhhhhh! Precisely why you should wear this on your Belly and Hypnotize EVERYONE! hahaahahaha!