Butt Naked Ring
Now people will want to Spank your HAND! Especially when you put this BUTT Ring on your Finger! CRAAAAZY RING that’s good for a HOOT, or a BOOT! Butt Naked pretty much says it all. Let Loose, Have FUN! What more could you ask for?
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Butt Naked Adjustable Ring
You know you always wanted a Butt on your Finger... Now you can. Slip your joint into this BIG Bottle Cap Ring and get to Laughing. Made with Plastic Bottle Cap, Barbie Doll Butt, Glitter, and Resin, you'll certainly turn a Cheek or two. Poor taste? Probably, but who cares if you're having FUN, right? Ring Size, 6.5 to 9... "Oh Girl, you just Crack me up!"
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…
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Pink Rabbit Kid’s Watch
How Adorable! It’s a Kid’s Wrist Watch that’s Perfect for Easter. Especially since we’ll be cooped up and stuck at home. It’s a Pink Rabbit Watch, that’s not only Bright, full of Bunny Rabbits, Teddy Bears, and Tulips, but…
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Ladies First Nipple Ring
LMFAO! This Nipple Ring makes me Laugh hard… It’s a Dangly Nipple Barbell Ring that reads “Ladies” on one side of your Nipple, and “First” on the other. My thought is “FIRST?” Like it’s Implying that Ladies are First,…
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Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her…
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Bone Pendant Necklace
WOW OH WOW! Just look at this Ultra-Cool Creepy Pendant! It’s a Square Frame holding 3 BONES on a Red Background! CHILLING! What a Great Necklace to Wear! (Made by Funeral Attire no doubt!) :)
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Iced Out Sneaker Shoe Pendant
SWEEET! Talk about Hip Hop BLING! It’s a Tennis Shoe, Iced-Out with Crystal Stones For An Icy Cool Look! Crafted with Dripping Swag for the Ultimate Ballers in the Highest Quality for a Stylish Display. Full Prong set Simulated…
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