Skull Kettlebell Fitness Charm
Creepy Crawly Kettlebell… Talk about Dead Lifts… HA! This Kettlebell Charm is BAD ASS and Beyond! It’s a Demonic Skull Kettle Bell, that’s tiny, tiny, and Totally COOL!. Made out of White Bronze, this Skull has Evil Eyes, Gnarly Teeth, and a Dainty Bow-Tie too. How Sweet! Hanging from a Pendant Bail, you can Slide this Fitness Charm onto a Bracelet or Necklace. Now that’s Spooky FUN! Get FIT or DIE Today! :)
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Funny Skull Kettlebell Fitness Charm Pendant
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Zombie Cupcake Belly Ring
Nothing would look better on your Dead Body, than a Zombie… Right? And it looks just as SWEET when you’re living… Almost! For this Belly Button Navel Ring is Creepy Good Fun. A Pink and Purple Cupcake… WITH A…
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Garden Salad Bowl Ring
“Why did the Tomato turn Red?” “It saw the Salad Dressing!” “What do you call a Vegetarian with Diarrhea?” “A Salad Shooter!” Okay, that’s Gross, but still Funny… Like this Adorable Salad Bowl Ring. Crisp Lettuce, Sliced Tomatoes, Radish,…
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Real Black Widow Spider Plugs
Nope Ear Plugs. Well, maybe… Because these Ear Plugs hold Spiders that are DEAD. Ideal for Halloween, or any Scary Time, Slide these Suckers through your Holes and let the Screaming begin. It’s Real Black Widow Spiders (And all…
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Chicken Egg Fun Joke Cufflinks
Okay, Who came first? The Chicken or the Egg? I’d have to say it was the Rooster! HA! Like a Good Joke… Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was in a KFC Bucket! And now, it…
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Bullet Wedding Band
Whatever you do on your Wedding Day… Don’t FORGET the BULLETS! HA! And with this Wedding Ring, you’ll have Plenty at your Disposal. Because this Band is a Bullet Band. Made to Resemble Real Bullets, this Kick Ass Ring…
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