Salami Stud Earrings
“A Man Walks Into a Bar With a Chicken and a Two-foot Salami…” And instantly the mind begins to roll with Jokes… But these Fun Earrings are no Joke! Because they look just like real Salami Slices! Just what your Ears need… More Meat between them! Made out of Polymer Clay, with Surgical Steel Posts, these Lunch Delicacies will make everyone’s Stomach Growl! :)
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Realistic Looking Salami Stud Earrings
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Butterfly Ear Plug
This Butterfly Ear Plug is so PRETTY! How Cute would these look sticking in your Ear Holes? AWESOME! Double Flared, made with UV Acrylic, this Plug not only looks GOOD, BUT… It Glows under a UV Light! Sweet!
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Paracord Survival Bracelet
Paracord is a Lightweight Nylon Rope originally used in Parachute Cord. Paracord can Support your Weight and Save your Life! Now you can carry this Utility Cord with you in Bracelet Form, so in a Pinch, it’s right there…
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3 Carrot Ring
LOL PRANK PRANK PRANK. That’s one Prank Per Carat… Oops… “CARROT” It’s a Fake Engagement Ring containing 3 Whole “Carrots” that will Certainly turn her Face Orange! Carved Carrots, with Stems, Cast in Alloy, Rhodium Plated Silver Finish, making…
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Baphomet Skull Plugs
Baphomet is a Deity that the Knights Templar were Accused of Worshiping. They were Incorporated into Disparate Occult and Mystical Traditions… And these Ear Gauge Plugs, brings the Creep Factor home… Scary Ass Ear Plugs that will look Rad…
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Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re…
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Firefly Spaceship Ring
“Firefly” is a Science Fiction TV Series set in the Year 2517, after the arrival of Humans in a New Star System. It follows the Adventures of the Nine Renegade Crew Members who Live on Serenity, a “Firefly-Class” Spaceship….
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