“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these…

“Honey, I got you the Stud Earrings you asked for…” “Why YES, they are a Carat” :) Carrot Stud Earrings will look good in her ears. They’ll match her Lettuce and Cucumber outfit. Don’t ya think?

Did Dexter Chew Gum? If he did, I have a feeling they would look like this… Bloody Balls of Bubble Gum that look like a Serial Killer’s Favorite Chew. Fun, Gory Bracelet made out of 20mm Resin Round Splatter…

DNA is Deoxyribonucleic Acid. It’s a Molecule that Encodes the Genetic Instructions used in the Development and Functioning of all known Living Organisms and many Viruses. Along with Proteins and Carbohydrates, Nucleic Acids Compose the Three Major Macromolecules Essential…

Set in an Old Gold Color Bezel, this Little Patch of Land can add some Natural Outdoorsy to your life (and a Scrap of Grass that the Dog hasn’t Peed on). Makes an Interesting Eye-Ball Catcher for any Outfit…

Nice… You ever had the Devil whispering in your ear? Well, now you can every single day, for these Bad-Ass Ear Plugs, are Devilish indeed. They’re Satan, the Devil, Handcarved out of Sawo Wood, and Embodied with Buffalo Horns……