Retro 80's Candy Bracelet
This 7" Bracelet makes my Teeth Hurt! Such a Great Looking Charm Bracelet featuring tons of Sweet Candy, Suckers, Pez, Pop Rocks, Fruit Stripe Gum (only lasts a minute), and many, many other Favorite Cavity-Creating Candy! Great Fun wearing Charms like these, they go with Everything! Including my Sweet Tooth! :)
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Zombie Cookie Pendant
OMG! I LOVE this Cookie Monster Pendant! HA! It’s too Funny and Cute! It’s a ZOMBIE Cookie with a Snarling Toothy Mouth. How COOL is this? Just imagine Wearing this… All the Comments you’d Receive. That’s Hilarious! Plus, it’s…
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Squirrel Deez Nuts Pendant
LMFAO! “What do you call a Squirrel with no Nuts?” “Female Squirrel!” HA! Okay, that Joke was NUTS… And so is this Pendant. It’s a Military Dog Tag Pendant that’s made out of Stainless Steel, Hangs on a 36″…
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Cat Butt Bling Earrings
LMAO! Really! These Earrings CRACK me up! They are Cat Butt Earrings with something Special Dangling from them… Blinging Butt Holes! HA HA HA! Seriously! The Cat Butt Center is PINK (aren’t they all?), with a Gemstone inserted that…
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Laceration Bracelet
You know, this reminds me of that night that I got stuck inside the Dryer with a Butcher Knife… HA! Alright, that didn’t happen… at night. But with this INSANE Bracelet, people will think it did. Resembling something that…
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Lotion Man Enamel Pin
Everything about this Enamel Pin makes me Laugh… It’s Hilarious. A Man, Holding a Huge Tube of Lotion, Upside Down, Running all over the Place… Puts a Smile on my Face. Funny, Different, Odd… It will make everyone Tilt…
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Hate Dangle Belly Button Ring
Sometimes, all you can do is HATE! Feeling Moody, Dark, a little Gothic or Punk? Well show it off with the most Dire Belly Button Ring ever made. It’s the word HATE, strung together, dangling down from a 316L…