Snoopy Charm
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say… I don’t think this is Officially Licensed Charles M. Schulz Merchandise! If it is, someone’s on drugs! Just look at poor Snoopy… The Cut-Out seems right, but the Paint Job is ATROCIOUS!
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"A V.I.P. YES! Very Important Pup!"
Just a couple BLOBS of Black Enamel and Snoopy is DONE! VOILA! A Masterpiece! And this Jerky Dog is Smiling... But it's not because of the Price! Have you seen it? Granted this Doggie is 14kt Gold, but this Ugly Pup is selling for $133.20. Who's gonna pay that for a Snoopy that looks like it went through a Meat Grinder? Where's Charlie Brown when you need him? "What a beautiful day this is, Woodstock!" Not until you look in the mirror... Egads! Bad Dog!
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Two Headed Baby Pendant
Two heads are better than one… Right? If I were TOSH.0, I’d say the best thing about Siamese Twins… the Threesomes! Or, why did the Siamese Twins move to England? So the other one could drive! Ha! OUCH! And…
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iPhone Cufflinks
Talk about High Tech Cufflinks! These Cufflinks look just like iPhones! SO COOOOOOL! They are Stylish, Colorful, and very Recognizable. Your Cuffs will stand out in a Crowd! You may even look SMART-ER! :)
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SPAM Earrings
SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear…
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Cheesecake Ring
YUMMMMM! I tell you, if I have one weakness it’s Cheesecake. Boy I love Cheesecake (especially with Raspberry Drizzle)… Anyway, people that Adore that Rich Dessert Cake made out of Cream and Soft Cheese on a Graham Cracker Crust,…
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Pickle Rick Necklace
“What do you get when you Cross a Deer and a Pickle?” “A Dilldoe!” HA! Are you a Rick and Morty Fan? Love the Pickle; Pickle Rick? Well then Feast your Eyes on this Dill… It’s a Handmade Pickle…
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Toofy Resin Bracelet
“Why is 4,840 Square Yards like a Bad Tooth?” “Because it’s an Acre…” Groan… Moan… But still Funny. Just like this Crazy Creepy Bracelet. It’s Chomping for your Arm. Featuring a Clear Resin Bangle Cuff Bracelet that’s Full of…
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