Snoopy Charm
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say… I don’t think this is Officially Licensed Charles M. Schulz Merchandise! If it is, someone’s on drugs! Just look at poor Snoopy… The Cut-Out seems right, but the Paint Job is ATROCIOUS!
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"A V.I.P. YES! Very Important Pup!"
Just a couple BLOBS of Black Enamel and Snoopy is DONE! VOILA! A Masterpiece! And this Jerky Dog is Smiling... But it's not because of the Price! Have you seen it? Granted this Doggie is 14kt Gold, but this Ugly Pup is selling for $133.20. Who's gonna pay that for a Snoopy that looks like it went through a Meat Grinder? Where's Charlie Brown when you need him? "What a beautiful day this is, Woodstock!" Not until you look in the mirror... Egads! Bad Dog!
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Angler Fish Pendant
This Solid Sterling Silver Angler Fish Charm is 1″ long. The Whimsical Angler Fish is Detailed both sides and a Fresh Water Pearl rests at the tip of it’s Lure. Grotesque, but very Personable!
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Genuine 1 Carrot Diamond Ring
Yuck-Yuck-Yuck… It’s a Gag Gift that will really make her Chuckle (right?) It’s a One Carat Diamond Ring, that’s really a Carrot! A Foodie Ring that’s Shaped like a Real Carrot, Cast in Sterling Silver and Adorned with a…
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Creepy Zombie Belly Ring
“White Zombie” was the very FIRST Zombie Movie ever made! It was an Independent Film Shot in 1932 off the Universal Studios Lot. It told the Story of a Young Woman’s Transformation into a Zombie at the Hands of…
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Money Green Jesus Pendant
Well, now I’ve seen it all! Money Green Jesus Bling! Green as a Dollar Bill, Jesus hangs from a Green Bead Necklace. It’s all Green! Everything Green! Green Bling Bling! Mo Money Green! He’s Mr. Green Jeans! Green like…
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Thanos Infinity War Ring
How many Thanos will there be this Halloween? A Bazillion… Which is why this Cosplay Ring will Sell like Hotcakes. It’s a Fun Movie-Inspired Ring with all the Six Infinity Stones; Time, Power, Soul, Space, Mind, and Reality. With…
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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