Snoopy Charm
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say… I don’t think this is Officially Licensed Charles M. Schulz Merchandise! If it is, someone’s on drugs! Just look at poor Snoopy… The Cut-Out seems right, but the Paint Job is ATROCIOUS!
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"A V.I.P. YES! Very Important Pup!"
Just a couple BLOBS of Black Enamel and Snoopy is DONE! VOILA! A Masterpiece! And this Jerky Dog is Smiling... But it's not because of the Price! Have you seen it? Granted this Doggie is 14kt Gold, but this Ugly Pup is selling for $133.20. Who's gonna pay that for a Snoopy that looks like it went through a Meat Grinder? Where's Charlie Brown when you need him? "What a beautiful day this is, Woodstock!" Not until you look in the mirror... Egads! Bad Dog!
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Blue Level Tie Clip Bar
This is what Fred needs after too many Beers during Lunch… A Level that tells him when to Quit. If the Bubble is all the way to the Left or Right, call Fred a Cab. This Cool Blue Level…
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Miley Cyrus Dangle Earrings
I know you want to get your TWERK on! Just picture shaking that Booty with these Dangly Earrings licking your face and hair. STUNNING! Talk about a Show Stopper! Insane!
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Receive Bacon Meme Watch
Bacon Lovers… Get your Mouths ready… er, Hands ready… Because it’s the Hilarious Meme, “Push Button, Receive Bacon”, actually just the Classic Push Button, Dry Hands that you find in a Bathroom, but hey, who’s asking, right? Fun Watch,…
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iPhone Recharging Bracelet
“That’s a Cool Watch You Have On… Where’s the Face?” “It’s Not a Watch!” “Oh, then that’s a Weird Bracelet…” “It’s NOT a Bracelet… It’s a Power Charger for my iPhone!” “Ohhhh! OHHHHHHHH! Now that’s COOL!” I can see…
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666 Nipple Ring
Six Hundred Sixty-Six is Called the “Number of the Beast” in Chapter 13 of the Book of Revelation, of the New Testament. 666 is the Sum of the First 36 Natural Numbers, and it’s a Triangular Number, which is…
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Rey Kensington Leather Watch
Such a Killer Star Wars Watch… A Nixon Kensington Leather Watch, Rey Edition! With a Canvas and Leather Watchband inspired by Rey’s Desert Outfit, a Second Hand modeled after Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber, the Rebel Alliance Symbol on 12 o’clock…
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