Monster Teeth Necklace
LMAO! WOW OH WOW! My Necklace Ate Your Necklace! HA! This Scary Gory Pendant features a Monster’s Open Mouth with Mutilated Teeth and a Gross Bloody Throat… I’m gonna Run and Hide under my Bed now…
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"You Have Something Stuck In Your Tooth...!"
Well, if you Want attention, this Pendant will bring it. You may get People Screaming and throwing Holy Water at you as well. Made from Polymer Clay, these Twisted Snarling Teeth and Dripping Goey Brain Matter is just the thing you need to Brighten your Dull Day! Do Buy an Extra Pack of Dental Floss though, you'll need it!
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Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
“What did the Sea say to the Little Mermaid?” “Nothing, it just Waved!” “Which part of a Mermaid Weighs the Most?” “The Scales!” “Why was the Little Mermaid Embarrassed?” “Because she saw the Big Ship’s Bottom!” Oh I Kill…
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Piano Keys Ring
B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar… The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors”… oh the Groans… But no groans with this Ring. It’s a Stainless Steel Ring with Piano Keys all…
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The Slap Enamel Lapel Pin
Bah ha ha! Boy this is great… It’s the classic Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, the event that shook the stage, the Academy Awards, and the entire 2022 year. BAM! Made into a beautiful and fun enamel pin. Colorful,…
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Speed Limit Birthday Cufflinks
What a Great Idea for Cufflinks… Personalized Birthday Cufflinks! COOL! They Feature your Birthday in Big Bold Numbers, along with the Text: YOU HAVE HIT “and then your Birthday Age”, followed by Love “Your Name” XXX… (You can Personalize…
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Miniature Potato Earrings
What a Perfect Gift for the Couch Potato… Bahahahaha! If that doesn’t get you Smiling, these Cute Whimsical Earrings will. They’re Miniature Potato Earrings that are made out of Polymer Clay and Acrylic Paint. Each one is Glazed, Amazed,…
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