Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and squat away. You’ll brighten everyone’s day. Measuring 1.5″ x 1.5″, this pin has study double clasps on the back to ensure that you’ll never have to go searching for this bigfoot again. Grab this hottie yowie today!
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Assquatch Sasquatch Enamel Brooch Pin
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Vicious Apple Earrings
NICE, REAL NICE! That’s my kind of Fruit! Handmade Apple Earrings that look Good enough to Eat… If you Dare. Because these Apples are VICIOUS! With Evil Eyes, a Devilish Grin, and Teeth Baring Knives… It’s a Pair of…
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Finger Skin Ring
SICK! COOL! UNIQUE! That’s what I think of when I see this Very Different and Very Interesting Finger Ring! A Ring that looks just like SKIN! Crazy! Like the top Layer is Cut off your Finger and Cast into…
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Zombie Cookie Pendant
OMG! I LOVE this Cookie Monster Pendant! HA! It’s too Funny and Cute! It’s a ZOMBIE Cookie with a Snarling Toothy Mouth. How COOL is this? Just imagine Wearing this… All the Comments you’d Receive. That’s Hilarious! Plus, it’s…
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Make Me Vomit Pendant
You know that one Girl, who always Vomits because someone else did? Yeah… She needs this Necklace! Because it is soooo TRUE! It’s either the Food, the Booze, or your FACE… Look out, she’s gonna Blow…
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The Explanation Ear Plugs
LMAO! This Pair of Plugs is TOO FUNNY! It’s for all those People that get ALL THOSE ANNOYING QUESTIONS about their Ears. “Did it Hurt?” “Do you Regret it?” “Will your Ear Lobes Shrink Back Down Once you Remove…
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Waffle and Syrup Ring
If I owned this Ring, my Stomach would be Growling all day, because this Food Ring LOOKS REAL! Small, Miniature Waffles, Drenched with Syrup and Butter… YUM! I can almost Smell them now… Made out of Polymer Clay, Glaze,…
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