"Do You Lift?" Fake Ear Plugs
These are some COOL Fake Ass Plugs. They look like Heavy Duty Barbells, but in fact, they are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, and will probably FOOL everyone! "WOW! COOL PLUGS BRO!" Ha! So do you lift? You do now...
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Ouija Eye Ring
“…The Better to Scream and Run away…” For it’s an All-Seeing Eye that’s Creepy as F… A Bright Blue Ouija Eyeball, that Sees the Past, the Present and the Future. Highly Unsettling Dire Eye, the Guidance of the Spirit…
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Grumpy Banana Belly Button Ring
LMAO! This Belly Button Navel Ring makes me Laugh. And I have no idea what it means either… It’s just Stupid and Silly and the Most Fun your Belly could have in a long time… A Grumpy Banana, Dangling…
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Dental Teeth Bracelet
“Hey, you got a nice set of Chompers on ya!” Chomp into this Bracelet Cuff that features none other than TEETH! Lots of them! Not REAL Teeth, but people will think they’re REAL… And that’s all that really matters!…
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Shark Tunnel Wood Gauge
These are the Most Bad Ass Ear Plugs Ever… Awesome! Black Wooden Sharks Swimming through Wood Tunnels… Simply Beautiful! Incredible Detail… You’ll get Massive Amounts of Compliments. Carved out of Blood Wood and Iron Woods, these are Double Flare…
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Dollar Sign Nipple Ring
You know what I like hanging from my Nipples? MONEY! Greenbacks! CASHOLA!!! And the next BEST thing… A BLINGING Piercing! Full of Green Gems and a Dolla Sign, this Ring will make everyone Holla! :)
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I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…












