Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says “She Wants the Rest of her Lunch Back!” HA! KIDS! Beans are always a Good Source of Fiber, Laughs, and Farts, No Doubt! And this Beans on Toast Tie Tack is Funny too! :)
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Beans on Toast Miniature Food Tie Pin Tie Tack
Beans on Toast is a Classy way of Saying S.O.S... or "S*it on Shingle"! That's what my Dad called it. Toast with Melted Butter (he would also Slap Cheese on it) and then Loaded up with BEANS! "MMM GOOD!" And this Tie Tack looks just like that. It's the Perfect thing to Stick on your Tie... you already have Stains there. Right? Made of Polymer Clay, with a Silver Plated Back, this Tack looks YUMMY and Real! Stick it in and Start Spooning! :)
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Chocolate Ice Cream Necklace
“What do you get from an Alaskan Cow?” “Ice Cream!” “How do Astronauts Eat their Ice Cream?” “In Floats!” Nothing like a Bunch of Jokes and an Ice Cream Sundae, Right? And this Ice Cream Necklace is just the…
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Acrylic Watermelon Dangle Earrings
It’s that time… Watermelon time! Lots of fresh Summer watermelons to keep you refreshed, satisfied, and smiling (and just last night I have watermelon that was cut up like a porcupine, but that’s a different story). Featuring these fun…
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Stomach Necklace
“A Woman noticed her Husband standing on a Bathroom Scale, Sucking in his Stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to Help!” she said. “Sure it does,” he replied, “It’s the only way I can see the Numbers!” And with this…
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Bat Bead For Bracelets
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na… BAT BEAD! HA! This Funny Charm Bead is IDEAL, and a Little Batty for your Charm Bracelet (Like Pandora, Troll… and all the others). Because it’s a Handmade Glass Bead, shaped like…
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Fart Loading Pendant
This Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant STINKS! Oh wait, that’s YOU! Show off your Favorite Sport by wearing this Funny Necklace that reads: Fart Loading Please Wait… It’s sure to bring a Smile! Or at least a Toot or Two! :)
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Groom Ear Plugs
Very Cute and Clever Ear Plugs that clearly say “Groom” on them! Everyone that sees you will instantly know that you are getting Married! Fun and Cool, these Plugs will certainly fill a hole in your Head… And Heart!…
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