Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says “She Wants the Rest of her Lunch Back!” HA! KIDS! Beans are always a Good Source of Fiber, Laughs, and Farts, No Doubt! And this Beans on Toast Tie Tack is Funny too! :)
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Beans on Toast Miniature Food Tie Pin Tie Tack
Beans on Toast is a Classy way of Saying S.O.S... or "S*it on Shingle"! That's what my Dad called it. Toast with Melted Butter (he would also Slap Cheese on it) and then Loaded up with BEANS! "MMM GOOD!" And this Tie Tack looks just like that. It's the Perfect thing to Stick on your Tie... you already have Stains there. Right? Made of Polymer Clay, with a Silver Plated Back, this Tack looks YUMMY and Real! Stick it in and Start Spooning! :)
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