That Football Tailgate Party will Never be the Same!
Made of Stainless Steel, this Bottle Opener will be, well, HANDY! :) Stick it on and you're ready to go. No more looking for an Opener in the Junk Drawer, Cracking your Teeth on the Bottle, or Breaking the Glass... There's always an Opener on Hand, "Here, let me get that!" ...AND it looks COOL too! Sweet! Makes a Great Gift! :)
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Holiday Snowman Earrings
Will it Snow before Christmas? That’s the only time I like to see it, Christmas Eve… And then it can all go away. But this Year, whether Rain, Shine or Snow, you can still have your Fun with the…
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Black Ice Princess Ring
What a Beautiful Unique Engagement Ring… (or any Ring, really) It’s a Black Ice Princess Ring that looks just like it came from a Disney Movie. So Twisted, so Dark, so Awesome! Hard Carved in NYC, looking like Dark…
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Sharky The Clown Pendant
Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Nightmare Beyond Nightmares… a Clownfish… Er, Clown Shark. Sharky, Clowning around with a Button Eye, White Grin, and a Big Red Nose. A Fun Necklace that will really make people wonder WHY? I say,…
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Paracord Bracelet Kit
What a Great Idea… A Do It Yourself Paracord Bracelet Kit! FUN! Who doesn’t want to make their own Bracelet? Cool Colors, Styles, Clasps… This Complete Kit comes with 6 Bracelet Cords (108.27″ in length), and 6 Clasps. All…
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Men’s Wedding Band with Swimmers
WOW. Oh WOW! This is Unique. It’s a Men’s Wedding Band that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen… “Swimmers” as I call them… Really Diamonds with a Squiggly Tail, but hey, everyone will know what they really are. What they…












