“Butt-Head, is it normal for the inside of your Bunghole to Itch?”
These All-Too-Funny Cufflinks really do Crack me up! "Heh Heh, you said CRACK!" Made out of 316L Stainless Steel and Sealed under Resin, these Pals aren't going anywhere... Except wherever you go! :) Slip these on your Cuffs and you can take the Nitwits with you all Night long... “Shut-Up Fart Knocker!!” "Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh" "I just got Paid to take a Dump!"
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Sensitive Thug Necklace
What a Great Combo of Charms you get… For the Sensitive THUG! HA! A pair of Brass Knuckles next to a Cute little Bunny Rabbit. Awwww! This says it all: Thugs Need Hugs Too! :)
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Dangle Leg Lamp Earrings
“It’s a Major Award!” “It’s a Lamp!” “What a Great Lamp!” “It’s Indescribably Beautiful!” “The Soft Glow of Electric Sex Gleaming in the Window!” “It reminds me of the Fourth of July!”… It’s A Christmas Story; My Favorite Christmas…
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Mercury Black Ocean Watch
This Ocean Blue Stainless Steel Watch Displays Time by way of 2 Swirls, with the inner Swirl representing the Hours, and the outer Swirl representing the Minutes for a stunning visual.
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Bubblegum Stud Earrings
Talk about Clever and COOL! It’s Bubblegum Earrings that are so Real, so Yummy, so, so PINK! One Earring looks like a Bubblegum straight out of the Bubblegum Machine. The other Stud looks like a Chewed Piece of Gum…
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Diamond Love Bird Necklace
This is such a Cute Pendant. It’s Two Love Birds (Perfect for your Love Bird), that’s Created in Sterling Silver, and Decorated with Blue Diamonds. With 1/10 in Carat Weight, Accented in Yellow Highlights, these Two Birds will Certainly…
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Skull Rose Brooch
Such a Beautiful Brooch! Brings Tears to my Eyes. A Plastic Black Rose with a Plastic Green Skull… So Dreamy! Tell your Dear that you really LOVE her, and stick this Creepy Pin on her Coat! Ah, true ROMANCE!












