“Butt-Head, is it normal for the inside of your Bunghole to Itch?”
These All-Too-Funny Cufflinks really do Crack me up! "Heh Heh, you said CRACK!" Made out of 316L Stainless Steel and Sealed under Resin, these Pals aren't going anywhere... Except wherever you go! :) Slip these on your Cuffs and you can take the Nitwits with you all Night long... “Shut-Up Fart Knocker!!” "Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh" "I just got Paid to take a Dump!"
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Graveyard Dirt Earrings
Grisly Ghouls from every Tomb are closing in to Seal your Doom!… SWEET! Check out these ULTRA-COOL Earrings that contain actual GRAVEYARD DIRT! It sends Shivers down my Spine! GOOSE BUMPS! Or as Jennifer Lopez says “Goosies!”
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Vintage Mickey Mouse Ring
LMAO! Hang on a minute… I can’t stop Laughing! Poor Poor Mickey… HA! This Mickey Mouse is not the Mickey that I know. It’s sort of like Mickey, but on some Crazy Crack! HA! Look at those Googly Eyes……
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Paper Jewelry Project Book
Want something Cool and New to do this Summer? How about Making your Own Jewelry… WITH PAPER! This Ultra-Hip Book is all about Making your Own Paper Jewelry! With 35 Beautiful Step-By-Step Projects, using Four Basic Methods – Papier…
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Beer Zone Belly Ring
Remember that time you got so Drunk that I had to carry you back to your Parent’s House and your Father came out with a Shot Gun? YEAH! THAT NIGHT! If you LOVE Beer like I DO, show it…
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Oxidized Black Diamond Necklace
Hang on, let me pick my jaw up… Because this Pendant is Unbelievably Cool. Kick-Ass Cool. It’s a very Unique Pendant, Curved like a Tusk or Horn, Wrapped with 18K Gold Rings and Hoisted around your Neck in an…
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Candy Corn Bottle Pendant
What a Cute Darling YUMMY looking Halloween Pendant. A Glass Bottle filled with Colorful Candy Corns. Festive, Yellow and Orange Goodies, handmade out of Fimo, fill this Pendant, capped with a Cork. Plus, you can choose which Dangling Charm…












