“Butt-Head, is it normal for the inside of your Bunghole to Itch?”
These All-Too-Funny Cufflinks really do Crack me up! "Heh Heh, you said CRACK!" Made out of 316L Stainless Steel and Sealed under Resin, these Pals aren't going anywhere... Except wherever you go! :) Slip these on your Cuffs and you can take the Nitwits with you all Night long... “Shut-Up Fart Knocker!!” "Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh" "I just got Paid to take a Dump!"
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Middle Finger Ring
Well, if they ever made a ring that signifies 2020, this is that ring. It’s a fun middle finger ring, that you wear on your finger. And yes, a double impact would be to put it on your middle…
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Jedi Cufflinks
LOL Famous Last Words: Trust Me, I’m a Jedi! HA! A JEDI is a Member of the Mystical Knightly Order in the Star Wars Films, Trained to Guard Peace and Justice in the Universe. Jedis have Special Privileges and…
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Ogre Earrings
An Ogre is a Creature usually Depicted as a Large, Hideous, Manlike Monster that Eats Human Beings. Common in Mythology, Folklore, and Fiction, Ogres are most often Described in Fairy Tales. And these Earrings are no Fairy Tale, they…
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Bone Pendant Necklace
WOW OH WOW! Just look at this Ultra-Cool Creepy Pendant! It’s a Square Frame holding 3 BONES on a Red Background! CHILLING! What a Great Necklace to Wear! (Made by Funeral Attire no doubt!) :)
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Leather Face Ring
SICK SICK SICK! I love it… Talk about one Crazy Creepy Ring. It’s Leather Face, straight out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre… Frightening Mask, Stitched and Sewn, with Gaping Eye Holes and Mouth… What a Haunting Ring indeed. Hand…
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Men’s Seven Chakra Bracelet
This Life Force Bracelet is made for MEN, and will Balance them out! Not only does it support all 7 of the Chakras, but it is also made with Lava Beads, which is Beyond Cool! It’s a Men’s Bracelet…