“How do you Catch a Monkey?” “Climb a Tree and Act like a Banana!” “How do Monkeys get Down the Stairs?” “They Slide Down the Banana-ster!” “What Side of a Monkey has More Hair?” “The Outside!” :) Okay enough…

“What do you Call Skeletons who Sleep Late?” “Lazy Bones!” HA! This is Gothic Love if I’ve ever seen it. Bony Skeleton Hands forming a Heart Shape and Hanging from a Chain Link Necklace. “I Heart You” is such…

WOW! This is probably one of the Creepiest and COOLEST Pendants I have ever seen. So Dark! So Gothic! SO AWESOME! A Pendant with Teeth… Big Scary Teeth! Crazy Pendant that will have people Chomping at the Bit. :)

Such a creepy bad ass ring… A scorpion tail that’s not only a metal wonder, but it MOVES too! Snap your finger up, and this knuckle ring whips into action. Crafted out of stainless steel, this scorpion ring will…

AWESOMEEEEE! Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy could have used this sucker in The Revenant Movie. HA! It’s a Bear Trap Necklace that’s Creepy, Cool, and Vicious looking! Handmade with Steel, Metal and Chain, this Pendant is KILLER… The Chain…

To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…