Gold Mummy Ring
Q: “What do you call a Mummy who Wins the Lottery?” A: “A Lucky Stiff!” HA! Okay another one… Q: “Where do Mummies go for a Swim?” A: “To the Dead Sea!” HAHA, I KILL Myself! :( Okay, but this Ring IS KILLER! :)
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This Ring is a Wrap!
This Ultra-Cool Mummy Ring is AWESOME! Looking like a Real Vintage Mummy Wrapped up in Strips of Fine Linen (Masking Tape), it's Creepy, Highly Detailed, and Very GOLDEN! Just what the Egyptians LOVE! This Mummy Head is made out of Brass and Gold Plated, and it comes in Ring Sizes 7-12. It's Great for Daddies... and Mummies! :)
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Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish…
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Emoticon Rings
:) :P :/ :} :| :( This is me in my Text Messages. After all, who wants to type “SMILEY FACE”, Not I. So instead, I’ll just Wear a Ring like this and everyone will know what I’m talking…
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Skulls Nose Ring Septum
This Awesome looking Rhodium Plated Base Metal Hoop, is a cool alternative to the Horseshoe and features a Hinge that easily opens and clicks closed. You’ll want to stick a finger up there and play with it all day!…
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Heart Wings Nipple Rings
If my Nipple only had Wings… Well, now they can… For these Decorative Nipple Shield Rings are Hearts and Wings. Blinging Rhinestone Wings, formed in the Shape of a Heart, cast in Solid Surgical Steel, 14 Gauge Barbells, and…
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Flying Ball Locket
Quidditch is a Fictional Competitive Sport in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Matches are Played between Two Teams of Seven Players Riding Flying Broomsticks, using Four Balls: a Quaffle, Two Bludgers, and a Golden Snitch… As seen here,…
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Olive Earrings
“What’s the Name of the Ninth Reindeer?” “Olive the other Reindeer!” Groan… But not these Earrings, they are Colorful Cocktail Martini Olives, that Dangle from Toothpicks from your Ears. Yummy! Looking just like Real Olives, these Green Delights are…
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