50 Shades of Grey Leather Tassel Nipple Ring
Tassels... It looks more like Whips to me. I can just imagine them on your Nipples, Twirling around, Thrashing here and there, Catching everyone's Eyes in a Big Black Blur. HA! I shall Spank you with my Nipples! :) Well, now you can. These Black Leather Tassels are hung from a 14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, 12mm Diameter, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbell, with a 3 Inch Leather Tassel. Just what your Nipples Wanted. Buy Some. They are Sold Individually, and you don't want one Nipple to miss out on all the FUN. Right?
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Lump of Coal in a Ring Box
Ho Ho Oh No! It’s a Lovely Little Ring Box under the Christmas Tree… She’ll Smile, she’ll Laugh with Glee, until she finds out it’s a Lump of Coal! Ha! Just imagine her Surprise! Especially after she’s been Egging…
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Happy Pill Earrings
Oh I could use some of these right now… It’s the Happy Pills that will make everyone SMILE! Chill Pills that Dangle off your Ears featuring Two Brown Pill Shells with Faces on them. One has Hearts for Eyes…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
LOL Who knew Zombies Pooped? HA HA HA! But I Guess all those Brains have to go somewhere… It’s either Pooping, or Popping outta the Holes in their Stomach and Intestines… Eww! HA! And these Zombie Poop Earrings are…
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Owl in a Bobble Hat Cufflinks
“Why?” I say “WHY NOT?” Owl’s are Cute, Charming, filled with Personality and HUGE EYES! Just like these Adorable Cufflinks Featuring Owls with Colorful Yellow and Red Bobble Hats. They’re just the thing your French Cuffs need… A HOOT!…
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Console LED Watch
What a very COOL looking Watch! It reminds me of a Starship Dashboard. AWESOME! Bright LED Lights bring this Techy Watch to life. And with one push of the Button, it’s easy to read the TIME! :)
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HO HO HO Necklace
HO HO HO… I know a Ho that should wear this Necklace… Oh wait, wrong HO! HA! It’s a Gold and Glittering HO HO HO Necklace that’s Festive and FUN! It’s actually a Gold Plastic Medallion that’s Dangling from…












