Lizzie Borden (1860 – 1927) was an American Woman who was tried and Acquitted for the 1892 Axe Murders of her Father and Stepmother in Fall River, Massachusetts. Lizzie Cried out “Maggie, Come Quick! Father’s Dead! Somebody came in…

M-I-C-K-E-Y B-L-O-B-S… HA! I Laughed when I saw these Beads. It’s a Charm Bracelet that’s SUPPOSED to be Mickey Mouse… Nu-Uh! Look at it. It’s more like Mickey on Drugs. A White Smudge with Black Dots and a Goofy…

What a Great Invention… Cigarette Holders, Rings that hold your Smoke Stick, Leaving you Hands-Free! Such a Wonderful Ring for any Smoker, especially those that Need all their Fingers… From Guitar Players, to Gamers, Painters to Pool, you’ll Enjoy…

Start the New Year off SPICY! Spicy Hot, like Cheetos Hot. And Boy are they Scrumptious Looking. Realistic Cheetos made out of Polymer Clay, that are 1.5″ long and come on either Stud Posts or Dangle Fish Hook Earrings….

Girl really does take the Bait… Fish Bait! For these Earrings are Colorful, Dangly, and FUN! Real Fishing Lures turned into Earrings that will Look Incredible Dangling from your Lobes. Especially if you’re in the Water… Right? Nibble Nibble……

Made of Rhodium-Plated-Brass, these Fire Extinguisher Cufflinks will look great with any Suit or any Uniform! Classy Cufflinks that people will Admire and Appreciate!