Unisex Moon Phase Dial Wrist Watch
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Coconuts Necklace
Wear this Necklace and you’ll hear this A LOT “You Got A Lovely Pair of…” HA! It’s a Coconut Necklace that’s just TOO CUTE! Featuring a Realistic Coconut that’s Cut in Half and Connected by Chains to a Black…
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Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you…
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DIY Paper Watch
Grab the Markers, Colored Pencils, Paint, Ink, Crayons, Pens… Anything you want, because this Wrist Watch is Dying to be Decorated! It’s a Do-It-Yourself Watch that’s Perfect for the Creative Artist Type who Loves to Draw and Doodle! This…
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Crawfish Claw Necklace
Crawfish, Crayfish, Craw Dads, Freshwater Lobsters, Yabbies, or Mud Bugs… Whatever you call them, I call them Jewelry! Just take a look at this Crawfish Necklace featuring a Real Crawfish encased in a Bullet Type Pendant that hangs around…
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Flat Cat Brooch
Awww, it’s either Fluffy is Pooped and laying on the Ground like a Bear Rug… Or, she’s been Stepped on by an Elephant, Or, she’s been Run over by the UPS Driver. HA! Either way, she’s Cute, Funny, and…












