“Why was the Zombie Afraid to Cross the Road?” “He LOST his GUTS!” “Why did the Dyslexic Zombie Starve to Death?” “He couldn’t Find any SNIAAARB!” “Why did the Zombie go to the Orthodontist?” “To Improve his BITE!” HA……

LOL Everybody wants a Little Weiner for Christmas, right? And this Weiner Dog is A D O R A B L E! With a Darling Red and Green Holiday Scarf around his Neck, this Doggie Dauschund Pin is Hand…

This just kills me. It’s making my eyes water. What an Interesting Piece of Jewelry. Dentures that wrap around your Wrist. It leaves me Speechless! Crazy and Different, you’ll need no Gum to hold these in place.

LOL Famous Last Words: Trust Me, I’m a Jedi! HA! A JEDI is a Member of the Mystical Knightly Order in the Star Wars Films, Trained to Guard Peace and Justice in the Universe. Jedis have Special Privileges and…

This Lion ROCKS! He’s got to be the Most Bad Ass Lion on the Face of the Earth! He’s a Polymer Clay Rasta Lion that’s just Perfect! With his Mane Braided in Dreadlocks, to the Headphone Beats on his…

Starfleet Academy Class of 2258. Just think, I’d be really old then… HA! Starfleet Academy is the Prestigious Institution where Federation Youth from around the Quadrant aspire to attend. In other words GEEEEEEEK!