Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
via Zazzle #Ad
Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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Parental Advisory Cufflinks
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Prices could change at any time!