Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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Mustache Earrings
Put a Mustache (or as their title says: Cute Retro Nifty Chaplin Moustache) on your ears and wear them proud. For two bucks, that’s probably the cheapest cosplay you’ll find! :)
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Crystal Heart Key Nipple Rings
Bling Bling go the Pink Stones in this Fun and Cute Nipple Ring! It’s a Heart Shaped Key with Pink CZ (Cubic Zirconia) Gemstones. 3 Blinging Gems for each Nipple. It’s for the Person who likes PINK… and of…
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Christmas Grinch Post Earrings
“You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a Heel. You’re as Cuddly as a Cactus, you’re as Charming as an Eel, Mr. Grinch. You’re a Bad Banana with a Greasy Black Peel. You’re a Monster, Mr. Grinch….
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Bloody Finger Brooch
Well, this Brooch will Solve one problem of mine… Where to put the Booger! Plus, the Finger’s already Bloody, so it’ll fit right in… My Nostril! It’s a Plastic Bloody Finger Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Finger,…
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Meteorite Engagement Ring
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Voodoo Doll Belly Button Ring
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