Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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BB-8 Wrist Watch
Beep Beep Boop… It’s BB-8 looking Very Cool on this Very Cool Wrist Watch. Featuring the Star Wars BB-8 Droid, the Symbols, Colors and Decorations, making up the Dial of this Fabulous Collectors Wrist Watch. Perfect for “The Last…
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LOTR Aragorn Ring
This is so Freaking Cool… It’s an Offical Replica (from New Line Cinema) of Aragorn’s Ring (also known as Barahir) from the Lord of the Rings (LOTR). This is the the Italian 100% OFFICIAL Version of the “Noble Collection”…
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Chihuahua Dangle Earrings
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Ice Cream Truck Cufflinks
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Iron Man Power Bar
This is the Avengers “Iron Man” MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band! In other words: AWESOME! Even Tony Stark would wear one of these Limited Edition pieces of Jewelry! Beautifully made, DURABLE, and oh so COOL!
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Shark Fin Ring
“Why did the Shark Cross the Great Barrier Reef?” “To get to the other TIDE!” “Whats Green and Gross and lives under the Sea?” “Shark Boogers!” “What do Sharks call Kids?” “Appetizers!” Okay, enough Dumb Shark Jokes, just look…
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