Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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Pendant With Teeth
WOW! This is probably one of the Creepiest and COOLEST Pendants I have ever seen. So Dark! So Gothic! SO AWESOME! A Pendant with Teeth… Big Scary Teeth! Crazy Pendant that will have people Chomping at the Bit. :)
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Rudolph Charm Bead
This Charm Bead is too Funny… It’s a Hilarious Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Charm that is Brown, with Big Eyes, a Red Nose and a Santa Hat. It will make your European Charm Bracelet (Like Pandora) look Festive…
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Drummer Drumsticks Necklace
No No No, I’m not talking about Drumstick Vegetables, and I’m not talking about Fried Chicken Drumsticks, I’m not even talking about NESTLÉ DRUMSTICK Ice Cream Cones… Nope. I’m talking about Drum Sticks. For a Drummer. Drums (and all…
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Bleu Cheese Earrings
HA! You know the Salad was GOOD when you have Bleu Cheese Crumbles on your FACE! :) And with these All-Too-Funny Food Earrings, you WILL! These are Bleu Cheese Earrings that look like Pieces of Crumbled Bleu (why isn’t…
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Fight Club Ring
Get your FREAK on! Really! Put this little bity FIST on your Finger and Box away! With this Ring on, EVERYTHING looks like a Punching Bag! Take that Cat…!
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Rhinoceros Ring
This Awesome Rhinoceros Ring looks GREAT! The Beautifully Detailed Ring looks like Real Hide! The Horns are Gold Tone, The Eyes Dark… Everything about this Ring just Rocks! How Cool would it be to wear this on your finger!
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