Carrot Stud Earrings
“Honey, I got you the Stud Earrings you asked for…” “Why YES, they are a Carat” :) Carrot Stud Earrings will look good in her ears. They’ll match her Lettuce and Cucumber outfit. Don’t ya think?
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"Eh... What's up, Doc?"
Won't she be surprised when she sees that you got her exactly what she asked for, "One Pair of Carat Stud Earrings!" Made of Polymer Clay, with Post Backs, she certainly won't forget this occasion (and neither will you). But it will totally be worth it! :)
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Steampunk Wedding Rings
Kick Ass Cool Wedding Rings… “I WILL MARRY THIS STEAMPUNK GIRL, I WILL, I WILL…” And with these Rings, I DO too! These Steampunk Style Wedding Bands that are Industrial and Mixed with Sterling Silver and Copper are COOL!
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Gothic Fetus Ring
This Resin Ring Rocks! Inside the Resin is a FETUS!!!! Muah haha haha ha! Dark Black Eyes, Curled up in a Fetal Position, and Hooked to its Umbilical Cord, this Ring is Macabre, Dark, and Totally Realistic! SWEET!
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Coffin Jewelry Box
I LOVE this box! Black with a Red Interior. The Plush, Satin Lining has a Small Pillow that is perfect to hold a Ring… Very Romantic! There is no better way to express your Darkest Desires than sealed in…
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Bloody Scissor Earrings
Uhh, you got a little BLOOD on your Ears… These AWESOME Earrings will make everyone think twice about approaching you. Bloody Scissors Dangling from your Lobes. HOW COOL IS THAT! SNIP SNIP!
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Queen of Hearts Necklace
“Now, I give you Fair Warning, either YOU or your HEAD must be off, and that in about Half No Time! Take your Choice!” HA! That Queen… Always full of Wisdom… “Look Up, Speak Nicely and don’t Twiddle your…
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Faux Diamond Ring
Pressured to Buy a Diamond Ring? Well, get her this Ring instead! It’s a Faux (Fake) Diamond Ring cast in 14g Aluminum that’s Hand-Stamped with a Lovely Image of a Diamond. How Pretty! A Fun, Prank Ring that can…
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