When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh. Like these Cufflinks… Pink Pigs with White Wings… You know you Want them… “And Monkeys Might Fly out of your Butt!” Right?
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Funny Pink When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
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Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…
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Mood Watch
What a GREAT Idea! A Mood WATCH! (Like A Mood Ring… But A Wrist Watch!) This Ultra Cool Tie-Dyed Watch Changes COLORS Depending on your Moods: Excited, Happy, Tense, Anxious, Tender, Relaxed. It just SCREAMS FUN!!!
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Come Play With Us Danny Plugs
Yikes! Double Trouble with these Great Scary Ear Plugs. Featuring the Twin Girls from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, these Little Deadly Darlings are Ideal for Plugging Holes and Making Foes. Create your own Nightmares with these Clear Acrylic Plugs…
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Chess Rook Cufflinks
“FUUUUUUUU********KKKKKK!!!!!” That’s how much I LOVE these Cufflinks! WOW! I’m Drooling. These Cufflinks are so Cool. They’re Rook Cufflinks, looking like they just stepped right out of a Chess Game. AWESOME Detail. Beautiful Design. Castle Towers with Merlons in…
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Margarita Earrings
It’s Cinco de Mayo… Get those Margarita’s Ready!!!! And with these Darling Earrings, you’ll be Prepped and Festive. Fun Green Margarita Earrings, lined with Gold Trim, Salt and Lime. Dangling from Gold Tone French Hooks that will Turn your…
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Punk Stack Knuckle Rings
These Ultra Cool Gold Toned Alloy Rings are Hip and Punk! It’s a Wider Band, and then 3 smaller Bands, all fused together so they wrap down your finger. Comes in a set of 7 or 9! Wear them…
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