When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh. Like these Cufflinks… Pink Pigs with White Wings… You know you Want them… “And Monkeys Might Fly out of your Butt!” Right?
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Funny Pink When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
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Dentures Ring
YIKES! This Ring looks so REAL! I can’t even imagine wearing such a Crazy Ass Ring on my Finger… But then again, it is Easier to Pick out the Popcorn Kernels when you take the Dentures out…
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I Love You This Much Brooch
“A Bus Full of Housewives going on a Picnic Crashed with no Survivors. Each Husband Cried for a Week, but one Husband Continued Crying for more than Two Weeks. When Asked, He Replied Miserably, “My Wife Missed that Bus!”…
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Skeleton Hand Nipple Ring
You know what looks good on your Nipple? A Bony Skeleton Hand, that’s what. And not just BONY, but Bloody and Dripping! (I feel so Evil now) Cool and Creepy Nipple Bar that will hang down your Chest and…
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Witch Hat Broom Ring
Very Cool Delightful Ring… Handmade in .925 Sterling Silver, this Witchy Wizard Hat and Broom Ring is IDEAL for Halloween… Or the Witching Hour. Cool Hat, looking just like a Witch Hat, Black, Wicked and attached to a Broom……
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Starfleet Academy Ring
Starfleet Academy Class of 2258. Just think, I’d be really old then… HA! Starfleet Academy is the Prestigious Institution where Federation Youth from around the Quadrant aspire to attend. In other words GEEEEEEEK!
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Spy vs Spy Earrings
Spy teaches his Cat to Steal Secret Plans from the other Spy. But the other Spy is Building a Mechanical Mouse that Distracts the Cat, who then takes it back, only to have the Mouse Blow up in his…
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