Fun Christmas Ornaments for your Beard
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Wine Cork Cufflinks
A Guy in the Locker Room saw another Guy with a Cork up his Ass. “Why do you have a Cork up your Ass?” He asked. “Well,” I said, “One day I was Walking on the Beach and I…
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Gold Christmas Bow Earrings
Beautiful. Just what I always wanted to Wrap up… Your Ears! And now, with these Mini Gold Bow Earrings, you can do just that. Gold Bows, just like the Gift Wrap kind, Featured on Post Earrings that will look…
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Halloween Pumpkin Skull Wrist Watch
Beautiful. It’s a SCARRRRRYYYY Wrist Watch that’s Perfect for Happy Halloween. Featuring a Smiling Skeleton, White Bones and All, Grasping an Evil Pumpkin Jack-O-Lantern… A Great looking Wrist Watch for Ladies that’s Stainless Steel, Quartz Movement with Battery, and…
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Hannibal Lecter Ring
If this Ring doesn’t make you want to re-watch Silence of the Lambs, nothing will. For it’s the Best looking Hannibal Lecter Ring I’ve ever seen. Creepy, Frightening Anthony Hopkins with that Straight Jacket Mask… It’ll give you the…
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…
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Cabinet of Curiosities Necklace
Freaky Cool! This Cabinet of Curiosities will Catch Everyone’s Interest. It’s a Shadow Box filled with Crazy Creepy Items like: Genuine Animal Bones from a Coyote, Armadillo, and Snake. Teeth from a Fox, a Mink Jawbone, Coconut Twigs, a…












