Dead Fly Charm Dangle Necklace Pendant
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Maze Wood Watch
This Watch has a KICK ASS COOL Green Labyrinth LCD Maze… That ROCKS! And, it has an Arcade Game Style Animation!!!! Yep! A Character will Run around the Maze, trying to find a way out… INSANE MADNESS! I LOVE…
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Bracelet Flask
Nice! Now you may never part from your Alcohol… For anytime you Scratch your Head… BEER! WINE! Mountain Dew… Just sayin’. This Bracelet is actually a Real Functional Flask. It’ll hold whatever liquid you want. Crafted in Porcelain, with…
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I Am Groot Ring
“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!” I have seen Plenty of Guardians of the Galaxy Jewelry, but this Particular Ring I JUST ADORE! It’s so CUTE! It’s Groot! You know Groot… The Extraterrestrial Plant Monster who came to Earth seeking Humans to Capture and…
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Kitty Licking Balloon Pin
OMG… I can’t breath. This Pin is Hysterical. It’s a Kitty Lapel Pin, doing what Kitties do; Licking their butthole. Their Booty. Their Balloon Knot… It’s the Purr-fect Pin to Make everyone Smile and Laugh. Cat Lovers Rejoice… A…
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Fortune Cookie …In Bed Brooch
This is the Fortune I need… I always get Silly ones that say “You Will Meet a New Friend” or “Lucky Numbers are: 10, 11, 66″… What I really need is a Real Prediction, like this Fun Fortune Cookie…












