“Firefly” is a Science Fiction TV Series set in the Year 2517, after the arrival of Humans in a New Star System. It follows the Adventures of the Nine Renegade Crew Members who Live on Serenity, a “Firefly-Class” Spaceship….

“…The Better to Scream and Run away…” For it’s an All-Seeing Eye that’s Creepy as F… A Bright Blue Ouija Eyeball, that Sees the Past, the Present and the Future. Highly Unsettling Dire Eye, the Guidance of the Spirit…

I really do get a kick out of these Cute little Road Signs! This one has a Clever Down Arrow that reads “Entrance” HA! Can you get any more suggestive than that? (We are talking about the Belly Button…

LMAO! Oh Man and his Sausage… He likes the Meat now doesn’t he? And just like this Pendant, this Bearded Man is Happy to Chow down on Sausage Link after Sausage Link. It’s an Antiqued Bronze Pendant Necklace, approx…

“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….

Summer is Here… It’s time for Fun, Sun, and Watermelon, of course. And with this Ultra-Cool Watermelon Pendant, you’ll feel Refreshed, Festive, and Juicy too. It’s the Cutest Watermelon you’ll ever see… Handmade out of Polymer Clay, this Darling…