“What do you call a Deer with no Eye and no Genitals?” “No F-ing Eye-Deer!” HA! Oh the Jokes keep on coming… “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?” “Between you and me, something Smells!” NICE! And…

My mother always told me “Carry Around Protection!” And it seems, that Advice holds true… When you’re in Vampire Country! For this Creepy Crazy Pendant is a Wooden Stake that’s Dear to my Heart. A Deadly Vampire Stake, carved…

I find Steampunk Jewelry really Fascinating. I Dig all the Gears and Gadgets and Gizmos. And this Ear Plug is about as Steampunk as you can get. With a Watch Movement inside the Acrylic Plug, the Gears will Stand…

YIKES! This Alien Ring is Bad Ass and Creepy! Looking just like the Alien from the Alien Movies, this Bad Boy has a Long Metal Head, snarling Teeth, and a Body that Wraps around it’s Prey… or your Finger….

LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…

“Here Kitty-Kitty!” It’s the Cutest Cat Earrings EVER… For the Cat’s Head comes off! Literally! These Earrings are Front-To-Back Earrings where the Cat’s Head Separates and goes through your Ear just like a Diamond Stud. Then the Cat’s Body…