Christmas Grinch Earrings
You can’t wear these without a SMILE! Really! Very Cute Grinch Dangles that make the Holidays very FESTIVE! A Christmas Grinch that Steals your HEART!… “It’s because I’m GREEN isn’t it?”
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"What's that Stench? It's Fantastic!"
It came without Ribbons. It came without Tags. It came without Packages, Boxes, or Bags.... Adorable Dangly Christmas Grinch Earrings made out of Polymer Clay, Varnish, and Metal. These Too-Cool Grinches Dance from your Ears and Frolic in nothing but a Santa Suit! "Oh. Bleeding Hearts of the World UNITE!" ...I'm all Toasty inside! Ahhhhh...
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Here’s Johnny Ear Plugs
“All Work and no Play makes Jack a Dull Boy!” Isn’t that the truth? Shining Fans rejoice, because these Ear Plugs are made just for YOU! Jack Nicholson Killed in this Memorable Role, and your Plugs will do the…
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Wine Cork Cufflinks
A Guy in the Locker Room saw another Guy with a Cork up his Ass. “Why do you have a Cork up your Ass?” He asked. “Well,” I said, “One day I was Walking on the Beach and I…
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Dripping Blood Earrings
Remember when you little Kid Yanked on your Earrings and it Ripped the Earlobe? Yeah… That’s what I think of when I see these AWESOME Bloody Dripping Earrings! Talk about Crazy Cool! Just the Look and Design and COLOR…
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Pumpkin Knife Pendant
INCREDIBLE! This Pendant Rocks! It’s so Killer Good… Featuring a Bronze Pendant that’s a Pumpkin and a Knife… Visually Stunning and Creepy as Hell. I Just LOVE it! Finished Blackening Bronze (Which you can also get in Sterling Silver),…
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Satellite X Watch
When I look at this Watch I feel like I’ve gone to the Future… It’s very Cool and very GEEKY! Just look at the Dial, the Vivid Halos of Light LEDs, the Crazy Material Pattern on the Band… INSANE!…
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Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…
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