Married Happy Face Sad Face Cufflinks
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Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these…
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Creepy Finger Earrings
Care for some Hors D’Oeuvres? Finger Food? They’ll go great with these Darling Dangling Earrings… You can almost hear the Stomachs Turn! :) Awesome Detail… LOOK AT THOSE NAILS! Cool Stuff!
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Bloody Scissor Necklace
WOAH! Slow Down with the Scissors! I think you hit my Artery 12 Stabs ago… HA! These Antique Silver Looking Scissors are BLOODY GOOD FUN! Looking like you just Poked an Eye out, these Scissors will make everyone RUN…
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Gangster King Tut Necklace
King Tut was a Rapper… in Bandages and Embalming Fluid. HA! And now, the Pharaoh King is Glistening in Gold once again with this Hip-Hop Iced Gold Tone Pendant Necklace. Made out of Metal and Plated Rich Gold Tones,…
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Handcuff Nipple Ring
LOL You know your Nipple have been Bad when you have to Lock it up in Handcuffs. HA! Talk about BLINGING! This Nipple Barbell Ring is a Crystal Filled Handcuff with more Handcuffs Dangling off it. It’s Handcuff overload!…
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Drummer Drumsticks Necklace
No No No, I’m not talking about Drumstick Vegetables, and I’m not talking about Fried Chicken Drumsticks, I’m not even talking about NESTLÉ DRUMSTICK Ice Cream Cones… Nope. I’m talking about Drum Sticks. For a Drummer. Drums (and all…












