Christmas Poo Necklace
Let’s face it, everyone has a Christmas poo… Especially after all the food we’ll eat this Holiday Season. BIG POO’s… Just like this Fun Loving Turd Emoji. Ideal for Christmastime. For it’s a Pile of Curly Poop, Smiling, with Beady Black Eyes and a Darling Red Santa Hat (The Pom-Pom should have been Corn). Made of Polymer Clay, it Dangles from a Red Chain Link Necklace. It’s Fun, Festive, Modern, Meme, and hey, no SMELL!
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Santa Turd Poop Emoji Necklace Pendant
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Banana Slice Earrings
“What do you Call Two Banana Skins?” “A Pair of Slippers!” HA! But NOW, you can also call them Earrings! Because these are REAL Bananas! Genuine, Bananas that are turning a Lovely Shade of Brown. Wouldn’t you just LOVE…
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Bloody Intestines Necklace
You know when Aunt May turned into a Zombie and was Ripping apart your Poor Pet Hamster (Barney)? Yeah, she had that Long Strand of Intestine Stuck in her Teeth and when she Smiled… EGADS! Intestines like this Beautiful…
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Frozen Charlotte Necklace
Frozen Charlotte is a Vintage Porcelain Doll that’s Creepy and Aged. Her Cheeks are Rosy… Or Bloody, can’t tell, and her Skin is Pale White. I think a more appropriate name for this would be “Jack in the Box”,…
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Cowboy Ring
LOL! NOW Everyday can be a Rodeo with this Hilarious and Clever Cowboy Ring! This ain’t no normal Ring, this Cowboy holds onto your Finger with his Legs like he’s holding on for Dear Life! HA! Looking like he’s…
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Gummy Bear Bracelet
Check out this very Cool and Colorful Rubber Gummy Bear Charm Bracelet! Looks and Feels just like Candy! (NOT Edible! NOT For Kids Under 5!)
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Trivial Pursuit Ring
Trivial Pursuit is a Board Game in which Winning is Determined by a Player’s Ability to Answer General Knowledge and Popular Culture Questions. The Object of the Game is to Move around the Board by Correctly Answering Trivia Questions…
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