Reddit’s Submission’s Scores are Simply the Number of Upvotes minus the number of Downvotes. If Five Users Like the Submission, and Three Users Don’t, you will have a Score of Two. Two, just like these TWO Dangly Earrings that…

Where is Liam Neeson when you need him? For he certainly could have helped in this TAKEN situation… It’s a Crazy-Ass, Bloody, Severed Arms Pendant featuring Two Arms, with Hands Bound, Severed at the Elbows… Talk about a Fright!…

American Horror Story Fans… It’s the Lobster Boy’s Hand (as played by Evan Peters in Freak Show) Necklace that’s Creepy, Cool, and very Different! A Birth Defect that leaves him with Claw-Like Hands, Split down the Middle, just like…

These Earrings are SICK and TWISTED… And totally Bad Ass and Awesome too! They’re Handmade Zombie Earrings that look just like Tapers for Stretched Holes. Fake Stretchers that are Green, made out of Polymer Clay, and are just Screaming…

With this Belly Button Ring, you’ll Certainly make it RAIN! Cute Blue Cloud with Colorful Raindrops of Color. Green, Blue, Purple, Orange, and Yellow Drops Dangle from the Cloud and will put a Smile on your Face as well.

“What happened when the Pig Pen Broke?” “He had to use a Pencil!” :) “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “Where do Pigs get together?” “The Meet Market!” Okay, Okay, enough Pig Jokes……