Funny "Don't Be An Asshole" Pendant Necklace
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Green Alien Earrings
“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!”…
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Alice Madness Necklace
This Pendant is Charming and Creepy at the same time. It’s Alice in Wonderland after she Follows the White Rabbit with the Pocket Watch Down the Rabbit Hole. She Discovers a Bottle on a Table labelled “DRINK ME,” she…
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Easter Slap Bracelets
Nothing like a good slap on the wrist… with slap bracelets. Bracelets ideal for the upcoming Easter holiday. Great bracelets that are various bright colors, made out of comfortable rubber, and wrap around the wrist with a good ole…
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Frankenstein Flesh Ring
Your Scars are Beautiful… And so is this Wedding Band. It’s a Fantastic Frankenstein Ring, Featuring the Flesh, Skin and Scars of The Monster himself… And it’s Totally Awesome! Not to mention CUSTOM! For each ring is Unique, Different,…
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Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…
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Margarita Earrings
It’s Cinco de Mayo… Get those Margarita’s Ready!!!! And with these Darling Earrings, you’ll be Prepped and Festive. Fun Green Margarita Earrings, lined with Gold Trim, Salt and Lime. Dangling from Gold Tone French Hooks that will Turn your…