Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM! It hits them in the Face. What Hilarity. Such Amusement to Brighten your Day. Hand Stamped out of 1″ Anti-Tarnish Aluminum, this Circle Pendant Dangles from a 24″ Aluminum Chain. So Fun… Take a Whiff! Grab a Fart TODAY!
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Rolex Roulette Watch
What a STUNNING ROLEX Watch! WOW! The Dial is a Roulette Wheel with Black and Red Numbered Slots! Incredible Look! Incredible Watch! Players… Pick one up today!
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Evil Dead Cufflinks
FUN FUN FUN! Everything’s More FUN when you have a Chainsaw, Right? :) Well it is if you’re an Evil Dead Junkie. Featuring the Book of the Dead, Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, and the Iconic Chainsaw, you can almost Picture Bruce…
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Skull Tunnel Ear Plugs
INCREDIBLE! These Ear Plugs are probably some of the COOLEST Ear Plugs you’ll ever see… Ear Gauge Plugs that look like Bone, Ribs and SKULLS. WOW! So Detailed, so Creepy, so Freaking Bad-Ass, I just love them. And these…
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Tarantula Necklace
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE BURN THE HOUSE DOWN NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE…
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Santa Claus Cufflinks
Santa will look Jolly as he Rocks your Sleeves this Christmas. It doesn’t get more Festive than Old St. Nick in Bright Red and White Enamel Sporting your French Cuffs. Santa comes in a Presentation Gift Box, and you…
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Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these…
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