Combover Smoking Man Pendant
A Comb Over or Combover is a Hairstyle worn by Balding Men in which the Hair is Grown Long and Combed over the Bald area to minimize the Evidence of Baldness. It doesn’t work and it looks SILLY. Famous Men who had Combovers: Don Rickles, Donald Trump, Prince Charles, Heywood Banks, The Emperor Constantine, and my Step-Dad who has the WORST Combover. Egads! Just like this Pendant…
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Funny Gag Gift Smoking Man with Combover Pendant
Talk about a GEM... This Lovely Little 24 inch Pendant is certainly going to make people LAUGH and HOOT! How can you not? It's a Print of a Painting (called "Blind Date: Earl Jr" - or as someone said 'Ugly Rob Lowe" HA!) that depicts a Horrible Combover, Goatee, Beady Eyes, and Smoking a Cigarette all at the same time. It's Wrong in every way... And that's why you NEED it! Made with a Fine Art Print, a Round Metal Bezel and Glass, this Crazy Dude will make your Eyes Water. It's just too Funny! Buy Baldy TODAY! Even if it's a Gag Gift, it's Worth the Couple Bucks!
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Buttcheeks in a Jar Brooch
LMAO! Your Buttcheeks look so GOOD, I want to take them Everywhere I go! HA! This is probably one of the most Interesting and Craziest Brooch Pins I’ve ever seen… Butt Cheeks Bottled up in a Jar! Now that’s…
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Vintage Crown Ring
Such a Great looking Ring… A Vintage Crown with Jewels! Very Cool! This Stainless Steel Ring (hypoallergenic) has Cubic Zirconia Stones that look just like Garnets, with such a Beautiful Wine Color, they sure do look AMAZING!
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Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is,…
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…
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Mini Planchette Ring
LOVE this… A Mini Planchette Ring… Perfect for the Spirit Board User. A Handmade .925 Silver Ring, Planchette Shaped, with an Additional Layer of Silver that’s been Hammered around the Edges for Strength and Dimension. A Stunning Ouija Ring…
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Kiss Me I’m Irish Ear Plugs
Saint Patrick’s Day is coming (March 17th), better be ready for those Kisses. And you will, with these Fun Ear Gauge Plugs reading “Kiss Me I’m Irish”. Great Plugs with a Clover on the Front and the Iconic Ireland…
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