Corny Poop Earrings
HA HA HA HA HA HA! I Can’t Stop Laughing! I Want to Buy these just to see what People’s Reactions are! HA! Hilarious! These Curly Piles of Poo are Swirled up like an Ice-Cream Cone and Dabbed with CORN! LMAO! Now That’s Funny Shit! :)
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"Gee, I Thought I Chewed That Corn!"
"I'm having such a Shitty Day!" And these Earrings are just the thing to get me Laughing! Seriously! You can't Wear these and not Crack up at People's Comments! WHY??? Because you CAN, that's WHY! Made out of Polymer Clay, Jump Rings, and Ear Wire Hooks, these Earrings are a Great Conversation Starter! They may even make you FLUSH! :P
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Abalone Mushroom Pendant
Very very cool pendant… If you’re into mushrooms. It’s a round pendant, made out of inlay Abalone shell, with glorious mushrooms in silver tone and rose. The 925 sterling silver pendant disc is 1.16″ wide and 0.87″ deep, dangling…
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One Hand Men’s Watch
No, No, No, this Wrist Watch isn’t for a Man with One Hand… NOPE! It’s a Watch with only One Hand. One Pointer that points to the time-ish… Like 3:45 pm-ish (like the image shows) The Numbers are listed…
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Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took…
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Moby Dick Belly Ring
Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby…
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Blue Topaz Snowflake Ring
Such a Pretty Ring… Perfect for the Winter Season… And Fans of Frozen! It’s a Snowflake Ring Featuring Swiss Blue Topaz Gemstones and Clear CZ Stones in a Lovely Snowflake Pattern. Cast in .925 Solid Sterling Silver, this Ring…
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Bottle of Water Earrings
Water… Water… If I ever get stuck in the Desert, I’m gonna NEED these Earrings. For they look just like Miniature Bottles of Crystal Clear Water. Cute Water Bottles, Dangling from your Ear Lobes, Makes my Mouth Water just…
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