Corny Poop Earrings
HA HA HA HA HA HA! I Can’t Stop Laughing! I Want to Buy these just to see what People’s Reactions are! HA! Hilarious! These Curly Piles of Poo are Swirled up like an Ice-Cream Cone and Dabbed with CORN! LMAO! Now That’s Funny Shit! :)
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"Gee, I Thought I Chewed That Corn!"
"I'm having such a Shitty Day!" And these Earrings are just the thing to get me Laughing! Seriously! You can't Wear these and not Crack up at People's Comments! WHY??? Because you CAN, that's WHY! Made out of Polymer Clay, Jump Rings, and Ear Wire Hooks, these Earrings are a Great Conversation Starter! They may even make you FLUSH! :P
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Googly Eyes Ear Plugs
Nice! These Googly Eyes will look AWESOME in your Holes! Red Googly Eyes with Big Black Lashes made out of Acrylic, these Funny Eyeballs are gonna make Eyes Roll for Sure! Fun Plugs, 8mm (0G), so they’ll Stretch your…
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Jewelry Tool Kit Pliers
Check out this cool 9 Piece Ergonomic Tool Kit Pliers! Made by Beadsmith, it’s great for all your Jewelry Making or Repairs!
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Eye Stud Earrings
“What do you call a Deer with no Eye and no Genitals?” “No F-ing Eye-Deer!” HA! Oh the Jokes keep on coming… “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?” “Between you and me, something Smells!” NICE! And…
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Autopsy Necklace
“OMG!!!” That’s probably the Reaction you’ll get when you Wear this Necklace… Unless you work in the Morgue! :) Post-Mortem Examination can now be done Close-Up and on your NECK! SWEEEEEET!
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Black Cat Mood Ring
“Meow Meow Meow Meow…” Is it Caturday yet? With this Mood Ring, everyday can be Purr-Fect… It’s a Cute Black Cat Mood Stone Ring that Changes Colors according to your Skin Heat! The Mood Stone Changes in a Cycle…
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Monster Eyes Tie Tack
“What is a Monster’s Favorite Snack Food?” “Ghoul Scout Cookies!” “How do you keep a Monster from Biting his Nails?” “Replace them with Screws!” :) Okay, okay… I can see your Eyes Rolling… Oh wait, that’s your Tie Tack!…
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