Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?” “A Lawn Moo-er!” “What do you call Cattle with a Sense of Humor?” “Laughing Stock!” HA… People LOVE them Cows… I just like the BEEF! :)
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"All Bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"Why do Cows Wear Bells?" "Because their Horns Don't Work!" HA! Cow Print is EVERYWHERE! Car Seat Covers, Hats, Slippers, Purses, and now Jewelry! And this High Polished Stainless Steel Cow Print Epoxy Ring is CUUUUUTE! It'll have YOU Mooing! Black and White, Durable and it comes in a Size 8 (or 9... is lists BOTH???)... But it also comes in a Size 10, or 5 (see here)??? In other words, who knows what the Real Ring Size is. HA! It's making me see Spots! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Halloween Leaf Pendant
Scary Times are coming… Meaning it’s Time to Check your Wardrobe as well! And this Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Leaf Pendant is just the Perfect Accessory. Featuring a Red Autumn Leaf, with a Jack-O-Lantern Face, Happy, Smiling, Dangling from a Yellow…
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I Have a Little Wiener Tie Bar
Oh Man, I Laughed Way too Hard on this one… It’s a Tie Clip Bar that has a Little Itty Bitty Doggie that reads “I HAVE A LITTLE WIENER”. HA HA HA HA HA! Talk about a Riot! This…
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RIP Pizza Grave Brooch
“Nooooooooooooooo! NOT THE PIZZA!!!!” I thought Pizza would live on forever, and now, here it is, Cold and Stiff (like Pizza in the Fridge the next Morning – YUM) and stuck on a Headstone that reads RIP PIZZA! “Noooooooooooooooooo!”…
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Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have…
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Creepy Pumpkin Necklace & Earrings
This looks like me in the morning… It’s a Creepy Ass Pumpkin, Demonic Red, with a Frightening Face full of Teeth… Combo Necklace and Earrings Set. Ideal for Halloween, because the Witching Hour is upon us. Made out of…
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Smoking Baby Meme Earrings
LMAO!!! It’s Indonesia’s Chain-Smoking Baby as Post Earrings… What a Conversation Piece for SURE! Remember this Baby? A Video showed him as an Infant, Puffing away with a 40 Cigarette Daily Habit, long since Quit now (so they say),…
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