Creature Earrings
“What kind of Fishing is that? Who Eats Rocks?” Remember the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Well, now you can every time you look in the Mirror with these Cute, Dangly Creature Earrings!
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Creature from the Black Lagoon Earrings
These Creepy Cute Earrings are Handmade from Plastic, Painted, Cut out, Sealed with Varnish, then hung on Silver Plated Earring Wire Hooks. Just look at those Red Beady Eyes! SWEET! "There are many Strange Legends in the Amazon. Even I, Lucas, have heard the Legend of a Man-Fish!"
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Duck Butt Ring
Guess What? Duck Butt! Err… Somehow that’s not as quite as funny as Chicken Butt… But this Ring is! For it’s the Rear of a Duck, Tails, Ass up, Cute little Orange Feet… Sticking it’s Hiney out of a…
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Creepy Zombie Belly Ring
“White Zombie” was the very FIRST Zombie Movie ever made! It was an Independent Film Shot in 1932 off the Universal Studios Lot. It told the Story of a Young Woman’s Transformation into a Zombie at the Hands of…
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Unicorn Vomiting Rainbow Wrist Watch
With Unicorns being so Popular now, it’s no wonder that the “Puking Rainbows” Meme would cross over to the Cute Overload Side. Originally started as a Rainbow Puking up Rainbow Colors, it’s Morphed into the Funniest Crap. Just like…
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Bloody Scissor Necklace
WOAH! Slow Down with the Scissors! I think you hit my Artery 12 Stabs ago… HA! These Antique Silver Looking Scissors are BLOODY GOOD FUN! Looking like you just Poked an Eye out, these Scissors will make everyone RUN…
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Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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Communicate With Animals Pendant
What a Perfect Gift for Dr. Dolittle… It’s a Talisman Pendant that enables you to Communicate with the Animals! Wear it (Wiccan or Not), and your Dog will say things like “Hey, YOU go Fetch that Stick!” or “HA…
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