"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Crime Scene Mystery Earrings
Boy do I LOVE a Good Mystery… And Mystery Lovers will LOVE these Earrings! They are Crime Scene Earrings featuring a Body Outlined in Chalk on one Dangly Earring, and the Well-Known Crime Scene Tape Reading “Crime Scene –…
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Stradivarius Violin Earrings
Exact Replica of the Stradivarius Violin, accurate down to the Smallest Detail! Beautifully made with Pewter and 24 Karat Gold Plating. Awesome Earrings! You’ll Love them!
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Witch Essentials Watch
What time is it? The Witching Hour, of course. And with this Fun Halloween Wrist Watch, every Hour is Perfect for the Witch. With Clever Silhouettes of Hats and Cauldrons and Shoes and Bats… This Watch is Ideal for…
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Heart in Hands Ear Plugs
Real Nice… I’ve heard of the Old Irish Claddagh Ring Saying “With my Hands, my Heart I give, Crowned with Eternal Love!”, but I didn’t think it was Literal! :) With these Tunnel Ear Plugs, it is. Bloody Hands…
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Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Featuring 1 Bronze Pendant, and 1 Matching 24″ Chain of Insane Coolness! This Pendant is Enchanting! Lenore is one of Edgar’s Greatest Poems, and this Fantastic Artwork is Sealed under a Smooth Glass Cover for all to Perceive. I…
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Eat a D-ck Statement Ring
LOL I actually did LOL when I read this… Talk about making a Statement! It’s the “Eat a D-ck” Ring that will have everyone Gagging… Er, Laughing. You hope! Hand Stamped Ring made of Aluminum that’s Adjustable to Fit…