Titanium Escape Ring
What a Great Idea! An Escape Ring! It looks like a normal Plain Wedding Band, but Hidden inside is a Stainless Steel Saw Blade and a Handcuff Shim Pick Combination Tool! Plus, it’s right where you NEED it… Your Fingertips!
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"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Scary Pumpkin Cufflinks
“How do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween?” “Pump Kin!” Oh that was bad… How’s this: “What did a Jack-O-Lantern say to the Pumpkin?” “Cut it out!” Okay… Not Scary enough, but these Cufflinks are. They are Frightening Cufflinks featuring a Creepy…
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Dog and Cat Christmas Wrist Watch
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Aint Nobody Got Time Watch
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Skull and Bones Claw Ring
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I Aten’t Dead Brooch
Granny Weatherwax is a Fictional Character from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Series. She is Adept at Borrowing (Overlaying her Mind on Another). But while her Mind is Away, her Body Falls into a Catatonic, Death-Like Trance… Hence the Placard She…
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Snoopy Charm
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say… I don’t think this is Officially Licensed Charles M. Schulz Merchandise! If it is, someone’s on drugs! Just look at poor Snoopy… The Cut-Out seems right, but the Paint…
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