"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Funny Face Jester Bead
Buy this very Interesting Bead and put it on your Bracelet… Wait for the Comments, they’re coming! :) Such a Funny looking Charm Bead that will fit most any Charm Bracelet. It’ll even make you do a little Dance…
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Crazy Hobo Ring
Is this a Hobo? Serial Killer? Zombie? All of the above? It’s one weird Ring that’s Cool and Crazy!
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Twister Board Game Watch
What a Beautiful Twist of Time… It’s a Twister Wrist Watch, that really works! Fun Twister Colors, Yellow, Blue, Green and Red, with the Hand and Foot as the Hour Hand… And what’s even better… The Board really WORKS!…
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Ephemera Bunny Pin
This Little Bunny has seen Better Days for Sure! He used to Exist, but not any More! Now he’s Euthanized by a Steamroller. With X Eyes and X Mouth, this Critter makes a Cute and Funny Brooch. Flat as…
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Bottle Opener Ring
This Cool and Practical Ring is just plain AWESOME! It’s a Ring that you wear on your Finger, that is actually a Bottle Opener as well! Cool Concept, Great Idea! You’ll be Popping your Top in no time! :)
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Steampunk Bracelet
Alchemy Gothic’s “Galvanic Magneto Inducer Cuff-Bracelet”. Described as “the Primary Power-Source behind the GMT System, Providing Tension to the Receiving Transposition Chamber.” In other words: AWESOME!!!












