"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Hello Kitty Belly Button Ring
Hello Kitty’s (Harō Kiti) Real Name is Kitty White. It’s a Fictional Character produced by the Japanese company Sanrio, way back in 1974. And this Cat has turned into a Huge Global Marketing Phenomenon worth over $7 billion a…
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Jeweler’s Start Up Kit
This Cool (and Inexpensive) Kit contains tons of useful items that any Jeweler or Jewelry Store could from day-to-day. Acid Testing Kits, to a Jeweler’s Loupe, Scale, Diamond Tester and Files! It’s a MUST-HAVE Kit!
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Red Rose Ring Box
I like things like this. Different, Fun, Romantic, and hey, it’s a Rose! She won’t expect a Proposal from you when you pull this Beautiful Red Rose Flower from your Jacket and get down on one knee. That is,…
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Mouth Biting Nipple Shield
“OH NOT THE TEETH, NOT THE TEETH!!!” Okay… You can use the Teeth! HA! If the Teeth are like this Cool, Crazy Mouth-Teeth Nipple Shield. The Mouth’s Wide Open and the Teeth are Ready to Snap… Weird, Creepy, and…
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Sunglass Poop Emoji Belly Button Ring
Covered in Poo, and yet I Smile! HA Take on the Heat and Sun Fun with this Bad Ass Sunglass Turd. It’s the Poop Emoji, Smiling, Curled up (Nice Tan), Wearing Shades… Lovely, just Lovely. A Belly Button Ring…
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LOL Necklace
“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…