"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
-
Witch Shoe Earrings
These Earrings are so Fun and Cool, they’ll SELL FAST! They’re Witchy Earrings Featuring Witch Shoes that are Adorable and Wicked at the same time. Made out of Acrylic Buttons and backed with Stainless Steel Studs, you’ll be feeling…
-
Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
-
KFC Logo Cufflinks
I smell something Cooking… And it ain’t you, because you’re out on the town wearing these Spiffy KFC Cufflinks! Cool Cufflinks that’ll make you lick your fingers. Really!
-
Etch A Sketch Necklace
Etch A Sketch is a Mechanical Drawing Toy invented by André Cassagnes and Manufactured by the Ohio Art Company. It has a Thick, Flat Gray Screen in a Red Plastic Frame. There are Two Knobs on the Front of…
-
Cheshire Cat Earrings
I Love Alice in Wonderland… Drink Me, Eat Me… But the Best Part of this Mystic Children’s Fantasy is the Cheshire Cat. Those Eyes! That Mouth! That Grin… Creepy and Cool, this Cat is Sophisticated and Charming. And so…
-
French Guillotine Necklace
Awesome Guillotine Necklace that will certainly turn heads! ;) This Necklace is available in Bronze or Silver and comes in a very cool Moon Raven Gift Box! Coolness for sure!












