"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Secret Agent Cufflinks
These Personalized Secret Agent Cufflinks are COOL! You can get three Initials Engraved on the outside of these Cuffs, and then they Unscrew to reveal a Hidden Compartment, AND a Secret Message inside!
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Hot Chick Belly Button Ring
Now that’s a Hot Chick! Girls don’t like to be called “Chick”, but really, it’s a Term of Endearment. A Compliment. And like this little Chickadee on this Belly Button Ring… IT’S ON FIRE! Cute Yellow Chick with Orange…
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Stargate Spinner Ring
Sweet… This is one of the Coolest Spinner Rings you’ll ever see… In this WORLD! HA! For it’s a Stargate Spinner Ring that looks just like the Gate between Dimensions and Universes with all the Chevrons and Glyphs ……
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Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM!…
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Scab Brooch
LMAO! This Brooch made me think of this Old Joke: “Mommy, Mommy! Where did your Scabs go?” “Shut up and Eat your Cornflakes!” Yeah… This Brooch is Handmade out of Wool Felt, Thread, Fabric Glue, DMC Cotton, and comes…
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Patriotic Stars Belly Ring
Bling the 4th of July Proper this Year with a Dazzling Dangly Belly Button Ring. This Red, White, and Blue Stars Belly Navel Ring is Beautiful and shows your Independence Spirit Right. Made with a 316L Stainless Steel Curved…












