"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Donald Trump Ring
Whoa-ho-ho! It’s The Don ring, featuring the glistening likeness of Trump. With the lips, the eyes, and that bright yellow hair. It’s the perfect ring for a Republican, crafted out of high-quality stainless steel, that is durable and hypo…
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Bacon Slices Earrings
LMAO! You know what looks Good on your Face Girl? BACON! HA! Slices of Bacon running down your Ears… YUM! And these Bacon Slice Earrings will ATTRACT a LOT of Attention! All the Guys will be Drooling and Looking…
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Zombie Finger Necklace
“Why was the Zombie Afraid to Cross the Road?” “He LOST his GUTS!” “Why did the Dyslexic Zombie Starve to Death?” “He couldn’t Find any SNIAAARB!” “Why did the Zombie go to the Orthodontist?” “To Improve his BITE!” HA……
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Star Trek Starfleet Ring
With this ring on your finger, it’ll boldly go where no ring has ever gone before… For it’s a Star Trek’s fan wet dream. Featuring an exclusive ring, that’s trillion shaped, in the ideal image of Starfleet. All set…
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Heart Wings Nipple Rings
If my Nipple only had Wings… Well, now they can… For these Decorative Nipple Shield Rings are Hearts and Wings. Blinging Rhinestone Wings, formed in the Shape of a Heart, cast in Solid Surgical Steel, 14 Gauge Barbells, and…
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Origami Stars Necklace
I just LOVE the look of this Pendant. Simple, Cute, and very Colorful! It’s Origami Stars, Hand-Made, Folded, then inserted into a Glass Bottle Pendant Necklace! So Cool! Attractive and FUN!












