"Arrrg Matey, Look at my Nipple!"
This is what you do... Buy TWO of these Nipple Rings (because they're Sold Individually), put them on, and do the Helicopter. HA! That'll get everyone's attention. :P Made with 16 Gauge, 5/16" Long, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with 3mm balls and a 4.4mm Opening, these Scary Skulls are Durable, Cool, and won't Tarnish or Rust! They're just what your Nipples Wanted. Got an Axe to Grind? Buy these Nipple Barbell Rings and you will. :)
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Mister Rogers Thug Life Earrings
LMAO! Mister Rogers was an American TV Personality, Famous for Creating and Hosting an Educational Preschool Television Series called “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood”. Sweet. Charming. Even Funnier when Eddie Murphy did Mr. Robinson on SNL. But now Mister Rogers as…
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Monster Mummy Bracelet
COOL COOL COOL! WOW! This Bracelet Blows Me Away! Look at this Leather Cuff Bracelet, it’s so AWESOME and SCARY! I Freaking LOVE it! WOW! It’s a Monster Mummy Bracelet with Horrifying White Eyes and Rows of Long Gnarly…
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Dentures Ring
YIKES! This Ring looks so REAL! I can’t even imagine wearing such a Crazy Ass Ring on my Finger… But then again, it is Easier to Pick out the Popcorn Kernels when you take the Dentures out…
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Pizza Oil Diffuser Glow Bracelet
Say What? A Pizza Bangle Bracelet, that’s actually an Oil Diffuser, and GLOWS? HUH???? HA! It’s true. This Clever Pizza Lovers Bracelet holds a Locket that opens up, allowing you to insert Oil Diffusers so you can Aromatherapy yourself…
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Legend of Zelda Song Ring
The Legend of Zelda is a Popular High Fantasy Action-Adventure Nintendo Game, featuring Link and Princess Zelda! Each Song Ring Features one of the Favorite Songs from The Legend of Zelda Series… It’s So So COOL!
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Nail Through Finger Ring
Remember that Childhood Trick, where you put the Fake Nail through your Finger??? Well, this Nail through Finger… Is more like the REAL THING! Because this Nail Ring is made out of .925 Sterling Silver. It takes Freaking someone…