"Arrrg Matey, Look at my Nipple!"
This is what you do... Buy TWO of these Nipple Rings (because they're Sold Individually), put them on, and do the Helicopter. HA! That'll get everyone's attention. :P Made with 16 Gauge, 5/16" Long, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with 3mm balls and a 4.4mm Opening, these Scary Skulls are Durable, Cool, and won't Tarnish or Rust! They're just what your Nipples Wanted. Got an Axe to Grind? Buy these Nipple Barbell Rings and you will. :)
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Shark Tooth Ear Plugs
“That’s Sharky!” You know it’s Shark Week when Sharks are Everywhere! Including your EARS! For these very cool, and very awesome Ear Plugs are just what your Holes need… Shark Teeth! Real, Genuine Teeth (from the shores of Folly…
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Jurassic World TRex Watch
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is coming out next month (June 21st, 2018) and it’s going to be HUGE! Like T-Rex Huge! Which is why, this Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur Watch is a MUST-HAVE for any Fan! An Officially-Licensed Jurassic World…
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Bacon Slices Earrings
LMAO! You know what looks Good on your Face Girl? BACON! HA! Slices of Bacon running down your Ears… YUM! And these Bacon Slice Earrings will ATTRACT a LOT of Attention! All the Guys will be Drooling and Looking…
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Tree Of Death Pendant
Believe it or not, but there really is a “Tree of Death” on the Caribbean Island of Tobago. A Tree so Toxic, that you can’t even stand under it when it Rains. Just Touching the Bark can leave you…
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Corny Earrings
Resin simulation food earrings that look like corn on the cob. Yellow, buttery, cut in sections, It even has a stalk… How quaint. Buy some ears today! So then, why were the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy…
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Nom Nom Nom Earrings
Oh this was so me on Thanksgiving… Nom Nom Nom… Eating everything in sight like I only eat once a year. Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, Cranberries, Rolls, Corn, Dessert… NOM NOM NOM. Just like the Fun Meme, these Bubble…












