“Honey, I got you the Stud Earrings you asked for…” “Why YES, they are a Carat” :) Carrot Stud Earrings will look good in her ears. They’ll match her Lettuce and Cucumber outfit. Don’t ya think?

I LOVE Pocket Watches, and I LOVE the look of this one. Very Cool Steampunk Pocket Watch with a Colorful Face and Roman Numerals. What a Great Watch, makes a Great GIFT!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this Piece of Steampunk Jewelry! A Steam-Hammer Necklace that is BEYOND Steampunk! It’s Incredibly Cool with all the Copper, Wire and Gold Gears! Just Beautiful to look at, AWESOME to Wear! :)

Where’s the Easter Bunny? Look up… High in the sky. He’s cute, charming, and delivering eggs to the man in the moon. It’s a wonderful pendant necklace, featuring a white bunny with gold enameled ears. Resting on the crescent…

How Stinking Cute… Succulent Plants for your Ears! Darling Little Potted Plants that look just like the Real Plants, but Smaller… And FAKE! Yes these Succulents are actually Handmade out of Polymer Clay. So you don’t have to Worry…

There’s nothing I like better, than Soaking my Sleeves in Meat… Raw Red Rib Eye Steaks that will make your French Cuffs look like Grade A Prime Beef. Fun Cufflinks that are Meaty, Eye-Catching, and Created out of Acrylic….